The setting is Mormon’s home. Mormon sits at a table, abridging plates. Nearby, sitting next to a dust-covered Liahona, Moroni polishes the sword of Laban. After a few moments of the two working silently, Mormon looks at Moroni.
Mormon: Hey, son.
Moroni: Yeah, dad?
Mormon: What did Cupid say to the girl who had a crush on Samuel the Lamanite?
Moroni: I don’t know. What?
Mormon: “I tried.”
Mormon laughs. Moroni rolls his eyes, puts down the sword, picks up the Liahona, and exits to his room.
Mormon: Well, your mom thought it was funny.
End of scene.
Illustration of Cupid by GDJ on Pixabay.
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love it
I Love it! There IS Mormon humor, and we need to share it.
Let’s see if the censors can live with this one, which I call an equal opportunity offender.
A Jewish couple, a Catholic couple, and a Mormon couple all died, and sought admittance to Heaven. But when they rang the doorbell at the Pearly Gates, they found St. Peter in a very bad mood. He had slept badly the night before; the cloud bank he had used as a pillow was lumpy.
St. Peter interviewed the Jewish couple first, and gave them a really hard time. He asked the Jewish man, “what is your wife’s name?” The Jewish man said, Penelope. Penny for short. St. Peter had a fit. Penny, he said. That’s all you Jews ever think about is money. Your application is rejected! The Jewish couple walked dejectedly away.
St. Peter was equally nasty with the Catholic couple. He asked the Catholic man for his wife’s name. When told that it was Brandy, St. Peter erupted again. Brandy! He yelled. All you Catholics ever do us drink too much! Your application is rejected! The Catholic couple turned sadly away.
At that point, the Mormon man turned to his wife and said, come on, Fanny, let’s wait until he is in a better mood.
Had to share with my family. They loved it. 🙂
TMish that was amazing.
Jake my favorite post of all time.