I watched Conference so you don’t have to. Short and relatively unbiased summaries of each speaker. My comments, if any, are in italics and sometimes [in brackets].

Saturday Morning Session

President Christofferson conducting, MoTab Choir singing.

President Oaks — He walks to the podium unassisted. He states this session is a solemn assembly — which is the case only at the first Conference session after the calling of a new President of the Church. [Did these happen in earlier leadership transitions and I just didn’t notice?]

President D. Todd Christofferson — Conducts the business of the solemn assembly, doing a lengthy set of sustainings of the newly constituted senior leadership of the Church, performed separately by each quorum or group, as follows: First Presidency; Quorum of the Twelve; Seventies in all their varieties plus the Presiding Bishopric; local patriarchs, high priests, and elders (i.e., almost all the men); the Relief Society (all the women); the Aaronic Priesthood; Young Women; and finally all the membership (including the few attending or watching who didn’t fall into one of the earlier categories).

Elder Kearon — On callings. He was baptized LDS in his twenties. All about getting and accepting callings. We’re all giving it out best shot, whether we are confident or if we are uncertain. If you just can’t accept a calling, well that’s okay for awhile. It’s not where you serve but how you serve in a calling that matters.

Sister Kristin M. Yee, 2C in RS Presidency — On ministering. Recounts her father’s positive experience attending the temple regularly (as encouraged by a couple of supportive brethren) and then serving as a temple worker.

Elder Clark G. Gilbert, the newest apostle — His first words were teasing Elder Kearon for being short. He’s now “a witness to the name of Jesus Christ,” the particular formulation apostles now use. Stories about people who found their way back, who don’t feel they don’t “measure up,” or who feel an obligation to other traditions rather than to the Gospel tradition or culture.

Elder Bednar — On enduring to the end. He’s a runner and has learned to endure to the end of a long race. Spend your life diligently coming closer to Christ, being born again, seeking spiritual gifts, and aligning your life and character with God’s will. Don’t be a natural man: become new creatures in Christ. Charity is a spiritual gift.

Michael John U. Teh of the Seventy — Follow the Prophet. Some traditions fit with “Gospel culture” and some don’t. “Gospel culture” just means keeping your covenants.

Jorge T. Becerra of the Seventy — Don’t be like Zarahemla (double-minded men with split loyalties). Put God and tithing first.

President Eyring — Offers encouraging words. He notes wars and rumors of war, and economic hardships that are now afflicting entire continents. People are praying more in these difficult times. [Kudos to Pres. Eyring for acknowledging present difficulties in the world and offering some specific words of encouragement and counsel. This was the only oblique mention in either session of Trump’s Iran War.]

Elder Kearon gets Best of Session Award, although Elder Bednar gave a pleasantly uplifting talk. Themes of this session: Oaks, ministering, Gospel culture.

Saturday Afternoon Session

Elder Rasband conducting, with a BYU choir providing music.

Pres. Christofferson presents senior leaders for sustaining, followed by the riveting presentation of the annual audit report (sic). [If there are no financial statements presented and no footnotes explaining accounting policies and practices as well as additional details on particular transactions and balances, then it’s not really an audit report. The fact that the auditors missed the substantial LDS financial misconduct that gave rise to the recent SEC action and subsequent fines paid by the Church for financial misconduct — at least it was never publicly reported by the auditors to my knowledge — suggests the audit process does not meet professional standards and, consequently, the audit report, such as it is, confers little assurance of anything.]

Elder Stevenson — On lost luggage. There is an airport in Japan (Kansai International Airport, about twenty miles south of Kyoto) that, after thirty years of operation, has not lost or misplaced any passenger luggage. Not a single piece! You can guess what the gospel analogy will be. [Except that this sounds like Satan’s luggage plan, not losing a single piece. But I’m so impressed with the Kansai Airport that I don’t care.]

Eduardo F. Ortega of the Seventy — Family traditions are nice, but not enough.

Wan-Liang Wu of the Seventy — His story: Born in Taiwan, family moved to Bolivia when he was ten years old, where the family met the missionaries and joined the Church. [I like this guy.]

David J. Wunderli, 1C in the YM Presidency — Put Jesus in your backpack.

Elder Causse — On Christlike love. Love each person individually: pay attention to the one. Each soul has something to love.

Brian J. Holmes of the Seventy — Another runner. He and the wife ran the Jungfrau Marathon high in the Swiss Alps. Apostles, prophets, Jesus. [I took the tram high in the Swiss Alps. And yes, the views are magnificent. So is the chocolate.]

Clement M. M. of the Seventy — Jesus knows us by name. Tomorrow will be better than today. [A refreshingly energetic delivery.]

Elder Soares — On Jesus. He is the True Vine and the source of our spiritual nourishment.

I’ll give the Best of Session Award to Elder Causse. My summary is a little sparse, but the talk was very good. Themes of this session: Running, Jesus loves you. Very nice there is no Evening Session anymore.

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