Last year we introduced two new Bloggernacle awards: (1) The Wheaties, and (2) the Tarefic Awards! As we approach the end of the year, it is time to look back on the best and worst of 2013. Start your nominations! We want to highlight YOU and your favorite 2013 Mormon blogs, and we are pleased to announce our continued collaboration with Ziff, the mighty numbers cruncher of Zelophehad’s Daughters, who will handle results presentation at the end of this event. Because some of these are pretty common, we will start with a few nominations, but feel free to add your own.
Here are our 2013 Wheaties categories:
Best big blog:
Best group blog:
- Wheat & Tares
- Juvenile Instructor
- Faith Promoting Rumor
- Zelophehad’s Daughters
- Doves and Serpents
- Exponent II
- Peculiar People
- With Real Intent
- Worlds Without End
- Main Street Plaza
- Rational Faiths
- Mormon Mentality
- Times and Seasons
- Modern Mormon Men
- Segullah
- No More Strangers
Best humorous blog:
Best podcast:
- Mormon Matters
- Mormon Stories
- Mormon Expression
- FMH Podcast
- Mormon Expositor
- The Cultural Hall
- Engaging Gospel Doctrine
Best apologetic blog:
Best new blog (first published in 2013):
Best solo blog:
- Agitating Faithfully
- Nickel on the Nacle
- Mormon History Guy (Russell Stevenson)
- Gaily Mormon
- Keepapitcinhin (Ardis Pashall)
Best new blogger:
- Mike C, Zelophehad’s Daughters
- Melody, Exponent
- Nate, Wheat and Tares
Best blog layout/graphics:
Best overall blogger:
- Winterbuzz, Feminist Mormon Housewives
- April, Exponent
- Rebecca J., By Common Consent
- Heather, Doves & Serpents
- Angela C/Hawkgrrrl, Wheat & Tares and By Common Consent
Best commenter:
- April, Exponent
- Melody, Rational Faiths
Most memorable comment:
Funniest thread:
Best post title:
- Ziff, Zelophehad’s Daughters: “Which is it? Did Jesus say so or are you going to use your Jedi mind tricks?”
- Paul Barker, Rational Faiths: “So What Kind of Underwear Are You Wearing?“
- Tracy M, By Common Consent: “Date Me, NOT My Uterus“
- Angela C, By Common Consent: “If Modest is Hottest, It’s Not Modest“
- Madelyn, Expert Textperts: “Modest is Hottest: A Latter-day Oxymoron”
Best humorous post:
- Brent, Doves & Serpents: “Modesty for Men“
- Mike C., Zelophehad’s Daughters: “Gospel Math“
- Shawn Tucker, Modern Mormon Men: “I’m Joni Hilton’s Computer, and I’d Just Like to Say I’m Sorry“
- Mormon Tabernacle Enquirer: “GREAT AND SPACIOUS BLOGGING” SITE ALLOWS LDS LIBERALS, CONSERVATIVES CHANCE TO MOCK, POINT FINGERS AT “MOST MORMONS”
- Mormon Tabernacle Enquirer: “CHURCH UPDATES PAINTINGS FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY“
- Melyngoch, Zelophehad’s Daughters: “Lynnette”
- Brett and Casey, By Common Consent: “Authoritative Predictions for 2013″
- Jacob, By Common Consent: “The Word of Internet Wisdom”
- Lynnette, Zelphehad’s Daughers: “A Mormon Story”
- The Bouncer, Zelophehad’s Daughters: “The Bouncer in Wonderland”
- Mike C., Zelophehad’s Daughters: “Area Mormon Called to Serve as a Facebook Member”
- Joanna, Feminist Mormon Housewives: “Now that it’s legal! . . . Wedding Tips for our LGBT Friends”
- Hawkgrrrl, Wheat & Tares: “Mormon Jargon“
- Paul Barker, Rational Faiths: “Young Women – Please Help My Sons Stay Clean & Pure“
- Thomas Hatton, Rational Faiths: “Absurd Moments in Mormon Art Part 1 The Anti-Fashion-Christ“
- Scott B., By Common Consent: “CTR: Crap That’s Real“
- Thomas Hatton, Rational Faiths: “Mormons and Mullets“
- Brett Hurst, Expert Textperts: “The Transition of Terror: A Lovecraftian Personal Essay”
- Julie M. Smith’s, Times & Seasons: “What the Smith Boys Said This Year”
Best satirical post:
- “Lucy H. Westmoor, PhD”, Captain Mormon: “An Old LDS Woman Talks to Young Single Adult Brothers About Intimacy“
- Melyngoch, Zelophehad’s Daughters: “Hi! I’m super righteous, and I’m against women’s ordination”
- Bro. Jake, Wheat & Tares: “Brother Jake: Mormons are Not Sexist“
- Jeff Swift, Rational Faiths: “An Open Letter to Mormon Women: A Modesty Proposal“
- Casey, Expert Textperts: “Bacon and the Future of Traditional Dinner“
Best historical post:
- Allan Davis, Expert Texperts: “Playing Lamanite and Saving Whiteness: Embodying Racial Projects in the Mormon Miracle Pageant”
- wvs, BCC: Sunday Evenings with the D&C Section 132
- Paul Barker, Rational Faiths: “Blacks and the Priesthood Revisited“
- Leah Marie, Rational Faiths: “If the Sisters Should Have Faith to Heal“
- Russell Stevenson, Rational Faiths: “Black Mormon, the Story of Elijah Ables“
Best post series:
- Brent, Doves & Serpents: Mormon in the Cheap Seats
- Kimberly, Feminist Mormon Housewives: Connecting with Heavenly Mother
- Elisothel, Feminist Mormon Housewives: Fembryology
- wvs, By Common Consent: Sunday Evenings with the D&C Section 132.
- Allan Davis, Expert Texperts: Playing Lamanite and Saving Whiteness: Embodying Racial Projects in the Mormon Miracle Pageant
- wheatmeister, Wheat & Tares, weekend polls
- Doves & Serpents, Ride to Church
- Rational Faiths: Heavenly Mother
- Heather, Doves & Serpents: Equality Is Not a Feeling
- Galdralag, Zelophehad’s Daughters: Top Ten Reasons I’m Grateful for my Mission
- Mike C., Zelophehad’s Daughters: Making Space for Myself as an Uncorrelated Mormon
Best poetry post:
- Brad, By Common Consent: “Governor Grinch“
- Melody Newey, Rational Faiths: “Dear Mother, I Am Here“
Best apologetic post:
- Mike Barker, Rational Faiths: “A Survery and Critique of the Different Resurrection Hypothesis“
Best spiritual post:
- Elisothel, Feminist Mormon Housewives: “What’s it Really Like to Have a Vision?”
- Kristine Haglund, By Common Consent: “Bound Hand and Foot with Graveclothes“
Best doctrinal post:
- Beatrice, Zelophehad’s Daughter: “On Stewardship and Revelation”
- Julie M. Smith, Times and Seasons: “Strands of Priesthood”
- Erin, Doves & Serpents: “The Pharisee Within”
- Deborah, Exp0nent: “Un-SexyModest: Or, What A Pope Can Teach Us About Modesty”
- Ifrit, Feminist Mormon Housewives, “No Offense“
- Rebecca J, By Common Consent, “Teaching Lessons on the Priesthood to Young Feminists“
- Angela C, By Common Consent: “Elder Bednar Talks about S-E-X“
- mmiles, By Common Consent: “The Implications of Encouraging Early Marriage in a Global Church“
- Hawkgrrrl, Wheat & Tares: “Mormon Maori Prophecies and Apostasy“
- Jacob, By Common Consent: “Missionaries and Exorcism“
- Nate, Wheat & Tares: “The Problem with Sex is Sacred“
- April, Exponent: “Ordination is the Answer to Correlation“
- Mike Barker, No More Strangers: “Perspectives on Mormon Doctrine and LGBT Mormons”
- Elisothel – FMH – Celebrating Women- A Mother’s Day Talk
Best post on church policy:
- Ziff, Zelophehad’s Daughters: “Who Wrote the Proclamation on the Family?”
- Winterbuzz, Feminist Mormon Housewives: “Family: Isn’t It About Time?“
- BHodges, By Common Consent: “Top 3 Scriptural Justifications for Cultural Lag!”
- Tracy M, By Common Consent: “On Education and Being a Woman”
- Craig H., Times and Seasons: “How Things That Were Never Going to Change Have Sometimes Changed Anyway”
- Ben Huff, Times and Seasons: “An Information-Rich Gospel: Correlation and the Growth and Maturation of the Church”
- Kam, Doves & Serpents: “This Must Stop: A Call to End Sexually Invasive Interviews Between Priesthood Leaders and Minors in the LDS Church”
- Angela C, By Common Consent: “Female Garments: The Underwear Business“
- Hawkgrrrl, Wheat & Tares: “Does the Church Over-Subsidize BYU?“
- Paul Barker, Rational Faiths: “Pulling the Race Band-Aid Off“
Best personal post:
- Kristine Haglund, By Common Consent: “Why I’d Like to Hear a Woman Pray in General Conference“
- Lynnette, Zelophehad’s Daughters: “Writing my Own Story“
- Heather, Doves & Serpents: “Motherhood is Not the Essence of my Personhood“
- Jacob, By Common Consent, “Men, Sex and Modesty“
- Tracy M, By Common Consent: “Date Me, Not My Uterus“
- Angela C, By Common Consent, “BYU Honor Code and Hostile Environment Sexual Harassment“
- Douglas, Rational Faiths: “So . . . When You Gonna Have Kids?“
- Paul Barker, Rational Faiths: “Sexual Assault in Mormon Patriarchy“
- Madelyn, Expert Textperts: “Modest is Hottest: A Latter-day Oxymoron”
- Jeremy Timothy, Rational Faiths: “The Tortured Soul“
- Emmett Rabs, Rational Faith: “Into the Fire“
- Bonnie Atkinson, Real Intent: “Why I think we’re having the wrong conversation“
- mrayens, Exponent: “A God Like Me”
- Lynnette, Zelophehad’s Daughters: “Memories of an Education Week Fanatic”
- Ardis Parshall, Keepapitchin: “50 Handkerchiefs”
- Orwell, Mormon Mentality: “Dear President Dalton – I have a daughter…”
- Mike C, Feminist Mormon Housewives: “I hope they call you on a (feminist) mission”
- Rebecca J, By Common Consent: “My Primary Story”
- Thunderchicken, Feminist Mormon Housewives: “A Short History of My Breasts”
- Nathaniel Givens, Times and Seasons: “The Abyss of Nothing and Everything”
- fMhLisa, Feminist Mormon Housewives: “When you ask for bread and receive a stone. Forgiving Our Leaders and Finding Ourselves”
- Pandora, Zelophehad’s Daughters: “Welcome to the Temple”
- Michael Barker, Rational Faiths: “Wing Tipped Shoes“
- Viliami Pauni, Rational Faiths: “One Tongan’s Journey with Church History“
Best faith crisis post:
- Russell Stevenson, Mormon History Guy: “Faith Crises: A Believer’s Guide“
- Michael Barker, Rational Faiths: “25 Things You’re Doing Wrong”
Best current events post:
- Erin, Doves & Serpents: “A Letter from the Past for Today”
- Russell Stevenson, Rational Faiths: “Housewife Danites: Denver Snuffer and the Suburban Underground“
- Heidi Doggett, Rational Faiths: “Parallel” Conference Sessions? Fox News, A Press Release, and a Dictionary“
- Paul Barker, Rational Faiths: “The Dead vs. the Living“
- Paul Barker, Rational Faiths: “New Years Resolutions for the LDS Church – Top Twenty Something Changes“
- Kevin Barney, By Common Consent: “No Longer Stooopid“
- Guy Templeton, Wheat & Tares: “New Temple Movies“
- Jeff Spector, Wheat & Tares: “The Latest Mormon Murder Trial: The MacNeill Murder“
- Mormon Heretic, Wheat & Tares: “Mandela Praised; Brigham Thrown Under the Bus“
- Jerilyn Pool, Rational Faiths: “Wrong Message – A Response to: FYI (if you’re a teenage girl)“
- Michael Barker, Rational Faiths: “When the Option Becomes the Expectation“
- Viliami Pauni, Rational Faiths: “Race and the Priesthood“
Best Commentary/Response to the Race and the Priesthood release:
- Corbin Volluz, Rational Faiths: “Why No Apology for the Priesthood Ban?“
- Paul Barker, Rational Faiths: “Changing the Word of God“
Best book/article review:
- Angela C, By Common Consent: “Mormon Marriage Equality” (Book: Sheryl Sandberg’s “Lean In”)
- Edward Jones, Rational Faiths: “Satan’s Plan 2.0: Deseret Book Edition” (Book: Wendy Watson Nelson’s “Not Even Once Club”)
- Stephen Carter, Wheat & Tares: “How to Stop Writing Like a Mormon Using This One Weird Trick” (Book: Orson Scott Card’s “Ender’s Game”)
- Hawkgrrrl, Wheat & Tares: “Advice to Mormons from a Non-Mormon” (Chrisy Ross’s “To Mormons, With Love”)
- Mormon Heretic, Wheat & Tares: “Why Snuffer Got Exe’d” (Book: Denver Snuffer’s “Passing the Heavenly Gift”)
- Paul Barker, Rational Faiths: “Fine Tuning the Message” (Book: Gospel Principles Manual)
- Michael Barker, Rational Faiths: “Joseph smith’s Polygamy, Volume 1: History – A Book Review”
Best contribution to the Bloggernacle in 2013:
Best contribution to interfaith dialogue:
- Jana Riess: The Twible
- Fire Tag’s regular posts at Wheat & Tares
Best Mormon Facebook community or discussion forum:
- FMH FB Group
- StayLDS.com/forum
- exMormon reddit
- Mormon Hub (FB Group)
- New Order Mormon (NOM)
Best Mormon Activism:
- Ordain Women
- Women Asking to Attend Priesthood Session; Session Being Broadcast Live for First Time Ever
- Beardliness is Next to Godliness
- Second Annual Pants to Church
- “The Not Even Once Club,” aka Satan’s Plan in children’s book form (The multi-blog efforts to point out the doctrinal problems posed by this book)
- The Tracy McKay FMH Scholarship for Single Mormon Mothers
- Family First Weddings – attempt to change the one year waiting period for temple sealings
- Sick RMs – providing better support and understanding for missionaries who become seriously ill while serving
- Let Women Pray
- Mormon Women Bare
Write-in category:
- Ziff, Zelophehad’s Daughters: Commissioner of the Bloggernacle
- Mike C, Zelophehad’s Daughters: Best first sentence of a blog post: “The idea for this blog post came to me, as many of my best ideas do, while I was thinking about sex in church.”
And here are the categories for the Tarefic Awards!
Worst Mormon Internet Drama:
- Cynthia L, By Common Consent: “Tareific Scandal Rocks Bloggernacle” (the accidental awarding of BCC over FMH and the ensuing tongue-in-cheek meme war. Steve Evans responds. FMH fires back. Oh, that all internet dramas were equally entertaining to the audience as to the combatants!)
- Daniel Peterson’s ongoing drama over Mormon liberals, John Dehlin, and his totally unrelated career change
- The Tom Phillips October Surprise that didn’t happen
- Denver Snuffer’s Excommunication
- Anything involving an “Open Letter”
Biggest Soapbox Commenter:
- Donnette Moore (aka Elizabeth Johnston) and various sock puppets on Let Women Pray and other Mormon Feminist sites. She was outed after having several conversations with herself about the topic.
- Will at Wheat & Tares
Commenter that started the most arguments:
Most missed personality on the Bloggernacle:
- Fire Tag, Wheat & Tares
Worst Mormon Activism:
- Sheri Dew’s book on Women & the Priesthood right after women were denied entrance to the Priesthood Session
- Facebook event: “Support our Priesthood Holders” in response to Ordain Women
Worst Comments:
- Clayton Clark: “Excommunicate all of them. Sometimes you need to shoot a hostage. You fight against God you will surly [sic] receive your reward.” (from the I Am LDS thread where they shared an article about the church announcing it would deny entrance to the priesthood session for Ordain Women.)
- Jettboy, on gay marriage: “Hopefully Utah Mormons, if no one else, will become far less tolerant of gays and those who support them in the Church. They got their secular “freedom,” and can now lay in the bed they made. You call yourself gay? You have no business coming to church unless you repent and reject that you are one. Then you need to prove it by getting married and staying that way. Mormon gays and supporters think its going to be easier now. Nope. Its going to become much harder. You used to be a nuisance. Now you are a mortal enemy.”
Write-in category:
If you think of another category we haven’t listed, feel free to nominate! Also, please spread the word! Some blogs didn’t know about the nominations until it was too late.
Please include a link to the 2013 blog/post/comment that you nominate if you wish it to be considered. Put your link in [brackets] so that it will get through our spam catcher. As always, you are welcome to nominate yourself, but try to think of some other bloggers to recognize too. For-profit blogs will not be considered. This thread is the place to make any thoughtful comments, concerns or suggestions on the categories or the process. They will be duly considered by our panel. Thank you for your participation. It’s YOU that makes the Wheaties and Tarefic Awards great!
For worst Mormon activism, I want to nominate that event some women held on Facebook called “Support our Priesthood Holders” or something along those lines, in response to the OW priesthood session action, that was just a bunch of people making passive-aggressive comments against women who thought they should hold the priesthood. Does anyone else remember this? Have a link or a more accurate title?
Not sure whether to call it best doctrinal post or best historical post, but I nominate Bill Smith’s BCC series on section 132. Actually there should be an award for best post series.
For personal post I nominate “So… When you gonna have kids?” It had over 240,000 pageviews on our blog [http://rationalfaiths.com/so-when-you-gonna-have-kids/]
For personal post I also nominate “Sexual Assault in Mormon Patriarchy” [http://rationalfaiths.com/sexual-assault-in-mormon-patriarchy/]
Best Current event post “Why No Apology for the Priesthood Ban?” [http://rationalfaiths.com/apology-priesthood-ban/]
Best Humorous post:
Young Women – Please Help My Sons Stay Clean & Pure [http://rationalfaiths.com/young-women-please-help-my-sons-stay-clean-pure/]
&
Absurd Moments in Mormon Art Part 1 The Anti-Fashion-Christ [http://rationalfaiths.com/absurd-moments-in-mormon-art-part-1-the-anti-fashion-christ/]
&
Mormons and Mullets
[http://rationalfaiths.com/mormons-and-mullets/]
Humorous blog: Just Say Amen Already.
Isn’t Just Say Amen Already a tumblr? Does that count?
Best Current event post “The Dead vs The Living”
[http://rationalfaiths.com/the-dead-vs-the-living/]
Best Current event post “New Years Resolutions for the LDS Church – Top Twenty Something Changes”
[http://rationalfaiths.com/new-years-resolutions-for-the-lds-church-top-twenty-something-changes/]
Best Mormon Activism: “Satan’s Plan 2.0: Deseret Book Edition” This brought the amazon rating from a 4.6 rating to a 1.6 rating with a total of 86 1 star reviews.
[http://rationalfaiths.com/satans-plan-2-0-deseret-book-edition/]
“Let Women Pray” doesn’t get a nod for “Best Activism”? FOUL!
Paul, I’m going to use your #11 as an activist movement without attributing it to just one post or blog site since so many were involved across multiple blogs in this effort that really paid off.
I would like to self-nominate for best humorous post with Mormon Jargon.
True hawkgrrrrrrrl I went crazy with the Rs there. Maybe nominate for best book review!
For Best Spiritual Post, Elisothel’s “What’s it Really Like to Have a Vision?” Because it was beautiful and amazing and inspiring, and incredibly brave for her to share her vision with FMH AND with her ward.
[http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2013/05/whats-it-really-like-to-have-a-vision/]
And, because if your want something done it’s best to do it yourself, I’m nominating my own “No Offense” for Best Doctrinal Post.
[http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2013/04/no-offense/]
Yeah… let’s put “Satan’s Plan 2.0: Deseret Book Edition” in best book review instead
jg: check your timing on that one. I believe Let Women Pray was 2012. Am I mistaken? Can you link it? Aside from that, LWP was also not the moving force behind women praying, which was definitely activism that started in 2011 across the ‘nacle, including this post from Jan 2012: http://www.wheatandtares.org/6757/questions-to-consider/
Does it have to be written by someone who still identifies as Mormon? Or just on Mormon subject matter? I see you have r/exmormon on there, so I’m thinking the second?
Just on Mormon related blog / forum / etc. We don’t make windows into men’s souls. 😉
For Best Historical Post and Best Post Series, I nominate “Playing Lamanite and Saving Whiteness: Embodying Racial Projects in the Mormon Miracle Pageant” 4 part series on Expert Textperts.
First in the series can be found at [http://www.experttextperts.com/2013/04/playing-lamanite-and-saving-whiteness.html]
For Most Humorous, “The Transition of Terror: A Lovecraftian Personal Essay” on Expert Textperts
[http://www.experttextperts.com/2013/09/the-transition-of-terror-lovecraftian.html]
Best Post Title and Best Mormon Activism: “Modest is Hottest: A Latter-day Oxymoron” on Expert Textperts
[http://www.experttextperts.com/2013/08/modest-is-hottest-latter-day-oxymoron_31.html]
Brooke – great post, and I’ve added for best title and best personal post. While it’s a call for change, nearly all posts are. I didn’t consider this true activism in the sense of a coordinated effort to bring about a specific change, across multiple forums. But I felt it also met the standard for personal posts nicely.
What if there was a category on Church policy?
Current events post: Jerilyn Pool: Wrong Message – A Response to: FYI (if you’re a teenage girl) [http://rationalfaiths.com/wrong-message-a-response-to-fyi-if-youre-a-teenage-girl/]
I would like to nominate for best personal post, “The tortured soul” [http://rationalfaiths.com/the-tortured-soul/] because it was a big deal for me at least.
Best Series Heavenly Mother [http://rationalfaiths.com/category/gospel-topics/heavenly-mother/]
Mormon activism : family first weddings [http://familyfirstweddings.com] and sick rms
[http://sickrms.com]
Category ideas:
Poetry
Faith Crisis and Reconciliation (or does that fit under “Personal”?)
Conversion Story (or does that fit under “Personal”?)
Best Apologetic Piece
Science and Religion
Best Satire
Anything written by Kristine Haglund
Nominations for Best Activism:
Sick RMs
http://sickrms.com/
Family First Weddings (attempting to change the one year moratorium on temple sealings if one gets married civilly first)
http://familyfirstweddings.com/
Edward Jones – Satan’s Plan 2.0, Deseret Book Edition
http://rationalfaiths.com/satans-plan-2-0-deseret-book-edition/
Best Current Event:
Russell Stevenson – Housewife Danites: Denver Snuffer and the Suburban Underground
http://rationalfaiths.com/snuffer-and-the-suburban-underground/
Heidi Doggett – “Parallel” Conference Sessions? Fox News, A Press Release, and a Dictionary
http://rationalfaiths.com/parallel-meetings-the-church-fox-news-and-the-dictionary/
Best personal Post:
Jeremy Timothy – “The Tortured Soul”
http://rationalfaiths.com/the-tortured-soul/
Emmett Rabs – Into the Fire
http://rationalfaiths.com/into-the-fire/
Humorous blog:
Mormon Tabernacle Enquirer
http://motabenquirer.blogspot.com/
Best Group blog
No More Strangers
http://www.nomorestrangers.org/
Policy vs. doctrine – a difficult distinction! But I’ve added it. I think the definition is policy = doctrine that falls out of favor.
Great start, everyone. We could use more nominations from some of the other group blogs!
More podcasts:
Mormon Expositor [http://mormonexpositor.com/]
The Cultural Hall [http://www.theculturalhallpodcast.com/]
For best post series:
Heather’s “Equality Is Not a Feeling” at D&S [http://www.dovesandserpents.org/wp/category/columns/equality-is-not-feeling/]
My husband did a series that is totally nomination worthy, where he went through every single Scripture Mastery in the New Testament and discussed how most of them are being taken out of context and/or mistranslated and/or otherwise misused. The problem is, it was end of 2012-beginning of 2013. And his new series on all the scripture stories from the Old Testament that *aren’t* being used in Sunday School and what we can learn from them is doing the same thing: 2013-2014. Are they just out of the running?
For Biggest Soapbox Commenter, I nominate Donnette Moore/Elizabeth Johnson/???, who were all one person running multiple accounts in order to create negative comments on the Let Women Pray page. She even had fake conversations with herself, and I spent a good deal of time engaging what I though was a small army of women until a few relatives who saw her comments appearing in her stream came on and outed her. I guess this could also be in for Worst Comments; whichever you think is more appropriate. [https://www.facebook.com/LetWomenPray]
For Worst Comments, I nominate Clayton Clark from the I Am LDS thread where they shared an article about the church announcing it would deny entrance to the priesthood session for Ordain Women. He said, “Excommunicate all of them. Sometimes you need to shoot a hostage. You fight against God you will surly [sic] receive your reward.” [https://www.facebook.com/wearelds/posts/554541101267987]
That entire thread could be nominated. Much of it was the worst I had seen, and I’ve been through four of these things now. I need to go find the couple where people told me I must not love my children, that I needed to seek medical treatment because I was insisting that childbirth was painful and possibly traumatic.
Okay, rather than do this piecemeal, let me spam you with a whole bunch at once:
For best personal post:
mrayens, “A God Like Me” at the Exponent [http://www.the-exponent.com/a-god-like-me/]
Lynnette, “Memories of an Education Week Fanatic” at ZD [http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/01/26/memories-of-an-education-week-fanatic/]
Ardis Parshall, “50 Handkerchiefs” at Keepapitchinin [http://www.keepapitchinin.org/2013/01/08/50-handkerchiefs/]
Orwell, “Dear President Dalton – I have a daughter…” at Mormon Mentality [http://www.mormonmentality.org/2013/01/21/dear-president-dalton-i-have-a-daughter.htm]
Mike C. “I hope they call you on a (feminist) mission” at fMh [http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2013/01/i-hope-they-call-you-on-a-feminist-mission-2/]
Rebecca J., “My Primary Story” at BCC [http://bycommonconsent.com/2013/08/07/my-primary-story/]
Thunderchicken, “A Short History of My Breasts” at fMh [http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2013/08/a-short-history-of-my-breasts/]
Nathaniel Givens, “The Abyss of Nothing and Everything” at T&S [http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2013/09/the-abyss-of-eternity/]
fMhLisa, “When you ask for bread and receive a stone. Forgiving Our Leaders and Finding Ourselves” at fMh [http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2013/10/when-you-ask-for-bread-and-receive-a-stone-forgiving-our-leaders-and-ourselves/]
Pandora, “Welcome to the Temple” at ZD [http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/12/05/welcome-to-the-temple/]
For best humorous post:
Melyngoch, “Lynnette” at ZD [http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/01/02/lynnette/]
Brett and Casey, “Authoritative Predictions for 2013” at BCC [http://bycommonconsent.com/2013/01/15/authoritative-predictions-for-2013/]
Jacob, “The Word of Internet Wisdom” at BCC [http://bycommonconsent.com/2013/05/20/the-word-of-internet-wisdom/]
Lynnette, “A Mormon Story” at ZD [http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/03/12/a-mormon-story/]
The Bouncer, “The Bouncer in Wonderland” at ZD [http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/04/01/the-bouncer-in-wonderland/]
Mike C., “Area Mormon Called to Serve as a Facebook Member” at ZD [http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/09/13/area-mormon-called-to-serve-as-a-facebook-member/]
Joanna, “Now that it’s legal! . . . Wedding Tips for our LGBT Friends.” at fMh [http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2013/12/now-that-its-legal-wedding-tips-for-our-lgbt-friends/]
For best church policy post (or maybe some of these go more in Church culture–should there be a separate category for that?)
BHodges, “Top 3 Scriptural Justifications for Cultural Lag!” at BCC [http://bycommonconsent.com/2013/01/25/top-3-scriptural-justifications-for-
cultural-lag/]
Tracy M, “On Education and Being a Woman” at BCC [http://bycommonconsent.com/2013/02/13/on-education-and-being-a-woman/]
Craig H., “How Things That Were Never Going to Change Have Sometimes Changed Anyway” at T&S [http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2013/05/how-things-that-were-never-going-to-change-have-sometimes-changed-anyway/]
Ben Huff “An Information-Rich Gospel: Correlation and the Growth and Maturation of the Church” at T&S
[http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2013/07/an-information-rich-gospel-correlation-and-the-growth-and-maturation-of-the-church/]
Kam, “This Must Stop: A Call to End Sexually Invasive Interviews Between Priesthood Leaders and Minors in the LDS Church” at D&S [http://www.dovesandserpents.org/wp/2013/08/this-must-stop-a-call-to-end-sexually-invasive-interviews-between-priesthood-leaders-and-minors-in-the-lds-church/]
For best doctrinal post:
Beatrice, “On Stewardship and Revelation” at ZD [http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/01/27/on-stewardship-and-revelation-2/]
Julie M. Smith, “Strands of Priesthood” at T&S [http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2013/04/strands-of-priesthood/]
Erin, “The Pharisee Within” at D&S [http://www.dovesandserpents.org/wp/2013/03/the-pharisee-within/]
Deborah, “Un-SexyModest: Or, What A Pope Can Teach Us About Modesty” at the Exponent [http://www.the-exponent.com/un-sexymodest-or-what-a-pope-can-teach-us-about-modesty/]
For best current events post:
Erin, “A Letter from the Past for Today” at D&S [http://www.dovesandserpents.org/wp/2013/09/a-letter-from-the-past-for-today/]
For best satirical post:
Melyngoch, “Hi! I’m super righteous, and I’m against women’s ordination.” at ZD [http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/04/01/hi-im-super-righteous-and-im-against-womens-ordination/]
For best series:
Galdralag, “Top Ten Reasons I’m Grateful for my Mission” at ZD [http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/06/09/top-ten-reasons-im-grateful-for-my-mission-5/]
Mike C., “Making Space for Myself as an Uncorrelated Mormon” at ZD [http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/11/30/making-space-for-myself-as-an-uncorrelated-mormon-part-3-try-this-one-weird-trick/]
Best Satirical Piece:
Jeff Swift: An Open Letter to Mormon Women: A Modesty Proposal
http://rationalfaiths.com/a-modesty-proposal/
Best apologetic piece:
Mike Barker A Survery and Critique of the Different Resurrection Hypothesis
[http://rationalfaiths.com/?s=resurrection&x=-1092&y=-17]
Events:
Paul Barker: Changing the Word of God
[http://rationalfaiths.com/changing-the-word-of-god/]
Best post title:
So What Kind of Underwear Are You Wearing?
[http://rationalfaiths.com/so-what-kind-of-underwear-are-you-wearing/]
I have some potential nominations:
Best Humorous Blog:
[http://www.thebunyion.com]
Best Humorous Post
I’m Joni Hilton’s Computer, and I’d Just Like to Say I’m Sorry [http://www.modernmormonmen.com/2013/11/im-joni-hiltons-computer-and-id-just.html]
Another Best Humorous Post
“GREAT AND SPACIOUS BLOGGING” SITE ALLOWS LDS LIBERALS, CONSERVATIVES CHANCE TO MOCK, POINT FINGERS AT “MOST MORMONS” [http://motabenquirer.blogspot.com/2013/03/great-and-spacious-blogging-site-allows.html]
Another Best Humorous Post
CHURCH UPDATES PAINTINGS FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY [http://motabenquirer.blogspot.com/2013/07/church-updates-paintings-for-historical.html]
Another for best humorous:
Julie M. Smith’s “What the Smith Boys Said This Year” at T&S [http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2013/12/what-the-smith-boys-said-this-year-8/]
Write-in category: Best new blogger–Mike C. of ZD
I have some nominations for best overall blogger. I tried to limit myself to one person per blog, but really I think the bloggernacle is overflowing with excellent writers.
Angela C./Hawkgrrrl of BCC and W&T – She was voted best blogger last year, and has, if anything, increased and improved her output this year, as she’s blogging at both BCC and W&T. Posts like the labeling of the BYU honor code as a sexual harassment enabler and the survey on women’s garments are some of my favorites.
Rebecca J. of BCC – She is *always* funny, but always (in the very same posts) touching and sweet. What a wonderful writer! Her posts about primary should become curriculum for teachers across the Church.
Winterbuzz of fMh – She blogs and works for Sunstone and hosts most of the wonderful fMh podcast. Not to mention handing out flowers to gay couples getting married. [http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2013/12/family-isnt-it-about-time/] I’m not quite sure how she’s able to find time to sleep.
April of the Exponent – She’s written a ton of posts I enjoyed this year (this one might be my favorite – [http://www.the-exponent.com/ordination-is-the-answer-to-correlation/]), but it’s also her comments that are excellent. Just about every time I read her comments, I am spontaneously moved to say, “Yes! Spot on!”
Heather of D&S – The author of one of my favorite series on the bloggernacle ever (Equality is Not a Feeling) as well as many other excellent posts like this one: [http://www.dovesandserpents.org/wp/2013/05/motherhood-is-not-the-essense-of-my-personhood/]
I think you should have a specific category for “Best Commentary/Response to the Race and the Priesthood release”. This would allow us to both commemorate this major shift and the nominee list will be a great resource for those looking for good discussion of the shift.
Good idea!
Best Series: The Fembryology Series at FMH
http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2013/05/fembryology-part-1-mars-and-venus-2/
Most Humorous: Gospel Math at Zelophad’s Daughters
http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/06/13/gospel-math/
Best Satire: An Old LDS Woman Talks to Young Single Adult Brothers About Intimacy
http://captainmormon.wordpress.com/2013/11/08/an-old-lds-woman-talks-to-young-single-adult-brothers-about-intimacy/
Best Series: I second the nomination for the Fembryology Series by Elisothel at FMH
Also, Kimberly’s Connecting to Heavenly Mother series
http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2013/08/connecting-to-heavenly-mother-introduction/
Best commenter: Melody from Rational Faiths
Best post title: Ziff’s “Which is it? Did Jesus say so or are you going to use your Jedi mind tricks?”
http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/04/05/which-is-it-did-jesus-say-so-or-are-you-going-to-use-your-jedi-mind-tricks/
Best post on church policy: Ziff’s Who Wrote the Proclamation on the Family?http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/02/19/who-wrote-the-proclamation-on-the-family/
(I didn’t know what category to put this in, but church policy seemed like the best fit)
Best personal post: Lynnette’s Writing my Own Story
http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/11/21/writing-my-own-story/
Write in categories:
Commissioner of the Bloggernacle: Ziff (for obvious reasons)
Best first sentence of a blog post: “The idea for this blog post came to me, as many of my best ideas do, while I was thinking about sex in church.” from my ZD post http://zelophehadsdaughters.com/2013/04/16/what-we-all-secretly-wish-wed-hear-more-about-at-church/
I nominate Melody of Exponent for best new blogger: http://www.the-exponent.com/author/melody/ and Let Women Pray and Mormon Women Bare for activism.
I also nominate “Daughters in my Kingdom” by Exponent for series: http://www.the-exponent.com/tag/daughters-in-my-kingdom/
Is there a new blog category? If so, I nominate Exploring Sainthood: http://exploringsainthood.org/ and Aspiring Mormon Women: http://aspiringmormonwomen.org/category/personal-essays/
Nominations for solo blog: Agitating Faithfully http://agitatingfaithfully.org/home and Nickel on the Nacle http://nickelonthenacle.blogspot.com/
Nominations for best doctrinal post or book review (Gospel Principles book) “Fine Tuning the Message [http://rationalfaiths.com/fine-tuning-the-message/] Paul Barker
Best Historical Post “Blacks and the Priesthood Revisted”
[http://rationalfaiths.com/blacks-and-the-priesthood-revisted/]
Best Policy: “Pulling the Race Band-Aid Off
[http://rationalfaiths.com/pulling-the-race-band-aid-off/]
Doctrine Post, Mike Barker “Perspectives on Mormon Doctrine and LGBT Mormons”
[http://www.nomorestrangers.org/perspectives-on-mormon-doctrine-and-lgbt-mormons/]
Best Personal Post “Wing Tipped Shoes” Michael Barker [http://rationalfaiths.com/wing-tipped-shoes/]
Current Events: “When the Option Becomes the Expectation” Michael Barker [http://rationalfaiths.com/rhetoric-vs-action/]
Book Review: “Joseph smith’s Polygamy, Volume 1: History – A Book Review” Michael Barker
[http://rationalfaiths.com/joseph-smiths-polygamy-volume-1-history-a-book-review/]
I think Faith Crisis should be a category!
Poetry “Dear Mother, I Am Here, Melody Newey
http://rationalfaiths.com/dear-mother-i-am-here/
Ah crap I did that wrong [http://rationalfaiths.com/dear-mother-i-am-here/] Poetry Melody Newey
Race and the Priesthood, Viliami Pauni [http://rationalfaiths.com/race-priesthood/]
Personal Post Viliami Pauni One Tongan’s Journey with Church History [http://rationalfaiths.com/one-tongans-journey-with-church-history/]
Best humorous post:
Brent at Doves and Serpents:
http://www.dovesandserpents.org/wp/2013/05/modesty-for-men/
Best Series (ended in March 2013):
Mormon in the Cheap Seats:
http://www.dovesandserpents.org/wp/category/columns/mormon-in-the-cheap-seats/
Another for worst comment: Jettboy, on gay marriage:
“Hopefully Utah Mormons, if no one else, will become far less tolerant of gays and those who support them in the Church. They got their secular “freedom,” and can now lay in the bed they made. You call yourself gay? You have no business coming to church unless you repent and reject that you are one. Then you need to prove it by getting married and staying that way. Mormon gays and supporters think its going to be easier now. Nope. Its going to become much harder. You used to be a nuisance. Now you are a mortal enemy.”
[http://timesandseasons.org/index.php/2013/12/gay-polygamy-in-utah/#comment-509529]
Best satire: Bacon and the Future of Traditional Dinner
http://www.experttextperts.com/2013/04/bacon-and-future-of-traditional-dinner.html
Best series: Doves and Serpents,, equality is not a feeling
http://www.dovesandserpents.org/wp/category/columns/equality-is-not-feeling/
Best post on FAITH CRISIS:
Russell Stevenson:
http://mormonhistoryguy.com/2013/07/25/faith-crises-a-believers-guide/
Best Historical Piece:
Leah Marie:
http://rationalfaiths.com/if-the-sisters-should-have-faith-to-heal/
Best Historical piece
Russell Stevenson on Elijah Ables:
http://rationalfaiths.com/black-mormon-the-story-of-elijah-ables/
Best Spiritual post:
Kristine Haglund – Bound Hand and Foot
http://bycommonconsent.com/2013/12/08/bound-hand-and-foot-with-graveclothes/
Best Solo Blog
Russell Stevenson – Mormon History Guy
http://mormonhistoryguy.com/
Second Bound Hand and Foot. That is a far better nomination for Kristine than her synopsis of a conference session. I recommend a find and replace.
Best new blog
http://www.nomorestrangers.org/no-more-strangers-a-forum-for-lgbt-mormons-and-allies/
Don’t know if my previous comment is lost in moderation, so trying again:
Best new blog
http://www.nomorestrangers.org/no-more-strangers-a-forum-for-lgbt-mormons-and-allies/
Oh, one more nomination:
Best solo blog
http://gailymormon.com/
Best solo blog – keepapitchinin’
Best Faith Crisis: Michael Barker “25 Things You’re Doing Wrong” [http://rationalfaiths.com/a-how-to-guide/]
Not sure of the categorization, but I loved Kristine’s post about women praying in conference. It was super short but powerful, about hearing a woman pilot’s voice over an airplane intercom.
http://bycommonconsent.com/2013/01/15/why-id-like-to-hear-a-woman-pray-in-conference/
This deserves a link as part of the BCC/FMH war (under “Worst Mormon Internet Drama” though I think in our case you mean BEST!):
http://bycommonconsent.com/2013/02/03/steve-evans-reacts-to-the-fmhbcc-war/
And the FMH response video: http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2013/02/the-wheaties-war-will-never-die/
Best Podcast: Engaging Gospel Doctrine.
I have no idea how I would have gotten through Sunday School without it this year.
My post “Pulling the Race Band-Aid Off” needs to trade places with “Changing The Word of God” sorry for the mix up!
For Best Doctrinal Post – Elisothel – FMH – Celebrating Women- A Mother’s Day Talk
http://www.feministmormonhousewives.org/2013/05/celebrating-women-a-mothers-day-talk/
Best Book Review:
http://www.juvenileinstructor.org/a-review-of-sheri-dews-women-and-the-priesthood/