Timmy. Sex is a dirty, filthy business. Save it for marriage.

I learned about sex the normal way:  on the playground from a fellow third grader.  She was fuzzy on the details, but essentially, it involved a boy putting his finger in a girl’s belly button and then nine days later, she had a baby.  So I was pretty much an expert.  How about you?

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