Last week Janey did an excellent post on the prosperity gospel called Should God be a Vending Machine. In the comments a reader named Robert made reference to Pres Nelson’s latest conference address, and those darn footnotes. I did not want to derail the conversation, so I decided to explore more how the Church uses footnotes, in this case to complete contradict what was in the talk.

In President Nelson’s now oft quoted “Think Celestial” talk, he spoke of a time early in his professional life when he was an intern and making $15 a month. He was not paying tithing, and his wife asking about it quickly cause him to repent and pay the $1.50 a month tithing. He then said

As I became a full-tithe payer, the windows of heaven began to open for me. I attribute several subsequent professional opportunities to our faithful payment of tithes. (20)

GC Oct 2023, Pres Nelson

How do you read “professional opportunities”? I would say this is referring to temporal rewards like maybe a more prestigious job, and probably more pay. Ah, but there was a footnote, number 20 to be exact. According to Jana Riess in her blog, this footnote was not their initially, but was added within the first two weeks. Let’s read the footnote

This is not to imply a cause-and-effect relationship. Some who never pay tithing attain professional opportunities, while some who pay tithing do not. The promise is that the windows of heaven will be opened to the tithe payer. The nature of the blessings will vary.

Footnote #20, Think Celestial, GC talk by Pres Nelson, Oct 2023

OK, Sometimes you get rewarded for paying tithing like Pres Nelson did, and sometimes you don’t. So what did Pres Nelson mean when he “attributed” those opportunities to tithing? I’m so confused! The Church loves to walk both sides of this “prosperity gospel”. Pay tithing because you’ll get blessed, but you won’t always get blessed in earthly ways, but still pay your tithing. Jana Riess in her blog referenced above called this a “soft prosperity gospel”

I can’t help but wonder what the conversations were like in his office when somebody came to him:

Correlation Dept employee who drew the short straw: “Ah, Pres Nelson, we might have to change your talk”.

Pres Nelson: “What for, it was a perfect talk! People are saying its the best talk ever!”

Brother Correlation: “You said you attribute your professional opportunities to paying tithing. You can’t say that, because we have poor people in the church that have been paying tithing all their lives.”

Pres Nelson: “Well, what are we going to do about it. With this web thing and the internets, people have already recorded my talk, and they will know we changed it. We don’t want another mess like Boyd caused a few years ago”

Brother Correlation: How about we add a footnote. Nobody ever reads them. We got away with some doozies in the Gospel Topic Essays. The footnote can say you didn’t really mean to attribute your success to tithing, that it was just a coincidence. That should take care of it.

Pres Nelson: Is that a Swig drink in your hand? Can I have a sip?

From bug planted in Pres Nelson’s office

First of all, who would that person be? It obviously was not Pres Nelson himself who decided the footnote was needed, or he wouldn’t have said that in the first place. Was it one of the Q15? Do any of them have a guts to tell the Prophet that his talk was wrong? Another question is why didn’t the correlation Dept catch this before it was given? Are Pres Nelson’s talks exempt from “pre-publication review”, and if so will that change in the future?

What are your thoughts on the this particular footnote? It is disengnouse of the Church to add a footnote that completely changes the original and intended meaning of Pres Nelson’s words?