A few weeks ago, Elder Rasband gave a talk at the Missionary Training Center (MTC) to about 900 new missionaries. He spoke of six false narratives that we hear about the Church, and then tried (weakly IMHO) to debunk them. From the Church newsroom write up:

False narrative 1: The rising generation has less faith in Jesus Christ than previous generations.

Contrary to that narrative, more missionaries are serving Jesus Christ now than have in many years, Elder Rasband said. “Your generation is not less faithful; no, you have as much faith in Jesus Christ as any previous generation.”

No real evidence or numbers are given. He knows the exact numbers. What number does “many years” reference? By looking at the numbers, last year there was 74,000 missionaries. This is more that the COVID low of 52,000 in 2020, so if “five = many” then he is correct. But it is lower that the all time high of 85,000 in 2014. So maybe the rising generation is less faithful?

False narrative 2: The Church is declining as interest in organized religion decreases.

The last 12 months saw the largest number of convert baptisms in any 12-month period in this dispensation, said Elder Rasband. “It is a remarkable time to serve.” He added: “The future is bright, elders and sisters. And you are at the center of it.”

By pure numbers this is correct, but as a percentage of growth, it is about 1.5%, off from the 6% growth rate of the early 1990s. It hasn’t been above 2% since 2013. There is an increase from the COVID low, but overall the trend is downward from 1990s. If the current trend continues it will be under 1% growth in a few years. Then they will only talk about pure numbers of converts, that could still be the highest ever, yet represent a complete downturn on Church growth.

False narrative 3: Baptisms are increasing in some regions of the world but not in others.

The number of God’s children being baptized is “increasing in every region of the world,” Elder Rasband said. He added that the region with the highest percent growth in baptisms in 2025 was Europe.

No matter where a missionary is called, “you can have faith that the Lord is hastening His work in your area,” he encouraged. “His miracles are filling the whole earth.”

Here he uses statistics as a drunken man uses a lamppost-for support rather than illumination.(Andrew Lang quote) If Rasband wanted to illuminate (which he does not), he would have given numbers. “Increase in every region in the world”? So, again the lean COVID years supply the crutch that he can use, and he provides no time period for comparison. Yes, every region of the world has increased from 2020. And Europe has such low numbers that just a few more would be a big statistical increase. Just to throw out some made up numbers, if there was 100 baptisms in all of Europe during 2020, and there was 200 baptisms last year, that would be a 100% increase, and be the highest percentage in the whole world, yet still represent dismal growth. Unlike number 2 where numbers were used to bolster his claims, in number 3 he used percentage, because looks better.

False narrative 4: New converts are not being retained.

“New members actively participate after baptism in ways that are as high, if not higher, than any previous year,” said Elder Rasband. By attending sacrament meeting, performing vicarious temple work and eventually making temple covenants, hundreds of thousands are acting in faith after baptism to follow the Savior.

Here he doesn’t even try. “Are as high”? What are the numbers? Is this one year retention rate? 3 years?

False narrative 5: More missionaries come home early than ever before.

An “overwhelming majority” of missionaries are completing their service to the Lord Jesus Christ. This includes teaching missionaries who, due to physical or emotional health, transfer to a service missionary assignment to finish their mission.

Elder Rasband also expressed gratitude for missionaries who complete their missions. He said, “Remember, the call from our prophet is to serve two years, for our elders, and 18 months, for our sisters. Thank you for your willingness to heed the prophet’s call.”

Here he completely gives up. The “overwhelming majority” can complete their mission, and we can still have the highest rate of missionaries returning early than every before. AI says “overwhelming majority” means 75% or more. So Rasband could be right, in that 75% of missionaries are completing their mission, but 25% (the most ever) are coming home early. When I was a missionary in the mid 1970s, I did not know one missionary in my mission in my whole two years that came home early. I didn’t know anybody from my ward, or stake that came home early. I would be willing to bet that every active member today know somebody that came home early.

“Giving a school man only a little, or very superficial, knowledge of statistics is like putting a razor in the hands of a baby.” (Carter Alexander)

False narrative 6: Missionaries are not good enough and can’t measure up.

To training missionaries who don’t feel good enough right now, Elder Rasband assured they are in good company. Many leaders throughout Church history have felt inadequate to do such an important work.

“With all the energy of my soul, I share this truth: You, every one of you, can do this,” he said. “I testify that the Lord has a work for each one of you to do. As you trust in Him, He will make more out of you than you could have ever imagined.”

He should have stopped on number 5.

What do you think of these “False Narratives”? What do you think of his rebuttals?

To close I’ll share some of my favorite quotes on statistics, in honor of Elder Rasband

“42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.”

-STEVEN WRIGHT

“Then there is the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches.”

-W. I. E. GATES

“I always find that statistics are hard to swallow and impossible to digest. The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable.”

– MRS. MARTHA TAFT

“The average human has one breast and one testicle.”

-DES MACHALE