I ran into a really fascinating discussion on the website formerly known as Twitter. Someone commented that they saw friends who drank coffee in the morning who would go to the temple later that day. They seemed legitimately curious to understand how someone justified that to themselves.

In the comments there were many responses, which were not acceptable to everyone else. To put them into a few categories:

  1. It’s not a commandment: Some commented that the Word of Wisdom to them was less “this is sinful” and more “this is healthy recommendation.”
  2. All sins don’t disqualify: Others pointed out that struggling with other sins (e.g., porn) wouldn’t necessarily disqualify you from the temple. So why couldn’t someone who struggled with coffee be worthy? Just looking within the Word of Wisdom, many suggested that obesity (at least, obesity caused by poor diet) wasn’t disqualifying. But isn’t that also against the Word of Wisdom, right?
  3. The text isn’t clear: The word caffeine is never mentioned. The word coffee isn’t, either.

Again, these arguments weren’t accepted by everyone. (It doesn’t matter that caffeine isn’t mentioned in the text. The LDS church isn’t sola scriptura. Member are not limited to the printed text only.

But a fascinating thing started happening in the comments: unhinged anti-Mormons (…ok, i don’t know if they were anti-mormons, but they were definitely people not reading the room) came in asking if the others believed in other things from Mormon history:

Your “church” literally believes that people live on the sun and moon and believes in the insane writings of a false prophet a career criminal. And Coffee is what you’re concerned about?

Yikes. But while the other commenters could easily dismiss that they were not taught Joseph Smith’s apocryphal statement about Quakers on the Moon, the guy went further:

No! The mormon church has tried to delete that he professed that publicly, on numerous occasions! Next, you’ll tell us that mormons don’t believe mere mortals can become gods! Why are you avoiding discussing Smiths false prophecies??

What was interesting here is the original poster of the thread agreed! They also affirmed that LDS folks aren’t taught about becoming Gods.

The pendulum between retrenchment to LDS distinctives and assimilation to the wider Christian beliefs ain’t new. Even skepticism about theosis ain’t new. Even before I left (many years ago), I heard prophets say that they don’t know if we teach or emphasize the genealogical connection between humans and God.

I’m just really fascinated by how it plays out in 2025.

So, I wanted to have some fun. Do you believe any of these statements are legitimate LDS beliefs (even if you do not personally believe them)? Or do you recall being taught them earlier in your life, but not anymore? Or do you think any of these have never been taught as doctrine? (I’m just throwing things out there. Feel free to answer as many or as few of these as you like)

  • Coffee and Tea are against the Word of Wisdom and should not be drunk
  • Beer is a “mild barley” drink and is acceptable under the Word of Wisdom
  • Oral sex is against the Law of Chastity
  • Contraception is against the Law of Chastity
  • Dating someone of the same sex is acceptable under the Law of Chastity, as long as it doesn’t lead to extramarital sex
  • Marrying someone of the same sex makes sexual relationships with them licit under the Law of Chastity
  • Someone who experiences same-sex attraction in this life can overcome it, either in this life or in the afterlife with the power of the Atonement
  • Someone with dark skin can have that skin lightened, either in this life or in the afterlife with the power of the Atonement
  • As man is, God once was. As God is, man may become.
  • Adam and Eve lived geographically around the Missouri area at some point in their lives
  • When we pray to Heavenly Father, we are praying to Adam.
  • The Church of the Devil refers to a specific institutional church (such as the Catholic Church). It is not just an abstract concept.
  • You can test to see if a spirit is evil by shaking their hand.