Photo by Leeloo The First on Pexels.com

Greetings, fellow eternal-beings-having-a-mortal-experience! Today’s post falls into one of two categories:

  1. Whoa! Profound observation! Why has no one else in the history of Mormonism ever noticed that doctrinal contradiction!

OR

  1. Janey, not to be rude or anything, but everyone figured this out decades ago.

And you get to decide the category!

Okay so.

People who exercise unrighteous dominion lose their priesthood, right? I mean, not in mortality. No one gets excommunicated for unrighteous dominion. But it’s pretty clear that the priesthood is reserved for the righteous. “The rights of the priesthood are inseparably connected with the powers of heaven, and that the powers of heaven cannot be controlled nor handled only upon the principles of righteousness.” D&C 121:36. And in fact “when we undertake to cover our sins, or to gratify our pride, our vain ambition, or to exercise control or dominion or compulsion upon the souls of the children of men, in any degree of unrighteousness, behold, the heavens withdraw themselves; the Spirit of the Lord is grieved; and when it is withdrawn, Amen to the priesthood or the authority of that man.” D&C 121:37.

I think we can all agree that Satan has tried to exercise control, dominion, or compulsion upon souls. Why does the temple teach that he still has the priesthood? In the temple ceremony, in totally awkward dialogue that I still have memorized, Satan says he has power and priesthood. Someone tell me if the wording has changed. This is what I remember:

Adam: What is that apron you have on?

Satan: It is an emblem of my powers and priesthood.

Adam: We are waiting for Father to come down and give us further instruction.

Smooth change of subject, Adam. Why couldn’t you ask him how he has the priesthood even though he’s so wicked he didn’t even keep his first estate?

Being ordained to the priesthood in mortality is conditioned on pre-mortal righteousness.

And this is the manner after which they were ordained—being called and prepared from the foundation of the world according to the foreknowledge of God, on account of their exceeding faith and good works; in the first place being left to choose good or evil; therefore they having chosen good, and exercising exceedingly great faith, are called with a holy calling, yea, with that holy calling which was prepared with, and according to, a preparatory redemption for such.

And thus they have been called to this holy calling on account of their faith, while others would reject the Spirit of God on account of the hardness of their hearts and blindness of their minds, while, if it had not been for this they might have had as great privilege as their brethren.” Alma 13:3-4.

Certainly Satan didn’t pass the test of ‘exceeding faith and good works before the foundation of the world.’ When did he get ordained to the priesthood? If it was before he Fell, then why didn’t he lose his priesthood after he tried to exercise the most unrighteous dominion ever? Surely leading the war in heaven would be considered unrighteous dominion.

Then, Satan announces that he is the god of this world. I’m sure that’s a small-g god, not The God. I’d love to see the General Authority approved temple ceremony script to verify that.

The doctrine of exaltation and eternal progression to godhood is based on righteousness. Why is Satan the god of this world? How did he get promoted to godhood, with the priesthood and the power to reign with blood and horror upon this earth?

No power or influence can or ought to be maintained by virtue of the priesthood, only by persuasion, by long-suffering, by gentleness and meekness, and by love unfeigned; By kindness, and pure knowledge, which shall greatly enlarge the soul without hypocrisy, and without guile. D&C 121:41-42.

Someone help me with this. The Gospel Topics Essays don’t have an essay on why Satan has apparently been exalted.