I watched Conference so you don’t have to. Well, I watched three-fifths of Conference and even then my notes are a little sketchy. If there was anything praiseworthy or of good report in the Saturday Evening or Sunday Afternoon sessions, feel free to leave a blurb in the comments.

Saturday Morning

Elder Holland, of the Twelve — talked about Apostles, pride, and bore a standard testimony.

Camille M. Johnson, RS General President — contrasted and compared spiritual healing and wholeness with physical and emotional healing and wholeness. You can be spiritually healed (through priesthood blessings?) even though your mental and physical illnesses take time to heal or just never do. New Mormon phrase alert: “oil of conversion” (when talking about the parable of the five virgins).

Elder Rasband, of the Twelve — another new Mormon phrase: “hastening is happening.” The Church is growing, growing, growing, as evidenced by lots of new LDS temples and 308,000 convert baptisms in 2024. [I don’t trust LDS statistics: they only reveal selected stats and they get cagey with the numbers even then.]

Elder Cook — Jesus rescues us from the storms of life, thru the Atonement. Upbeat Mormon phrase: “Live optimistically, on the sunny side of the street.”

Ricardo P. Giminez, of the Seventy — more Jesus. Mormon phrase: “covenantal love.”

Pres. Eyring — more Jesus. Nice thoughts on the road to Emmaus encounter.

Summary: None of these talks were really home runs (that is, talks that will get a lot of attention in coming weeks). I noticed lots of new buzzword phrases, as highlighted above. If you visit your parent’s house for dinner next Sunday, try dropping “I’ve decided to live on the sunny side of the street this year,” and watch your mother beam with joy.

Saturday Afternoon

Elder Anderson, of the Twelve — He talked a lot about abortion, more gently than usual for an LDS talk. Directs everyone to give support of all kinds to unwed young women who become pregnant, whether they carry the baby through to birth or choose some other option. He specifically and in noticeable detail spelled out three exceptions to the LDS “no abortion” rule, namely cases of rape or incest, serious threat to the mother’s life or health, and cases where the fetus is subject to a serious condition that brings viability into doubt.

Steven J. Lund, YM General President — celebrates LDS young men and the Aaronic Prieshood.

S. Mark Palmer, of the Seventy — Parable of the toppled willow tree, referring to those who have lost their roots in the Church. Replant those roots! You can come back!

Sandino Roman, of the Seventy — How not to rescue a drowning friend.

Elder Renlund, of the Twelve — Don’t be scared of the Second Coming! Reviews three parable from Matthew 25. If you are a righteous person and an obedient Mormon, you don’t have anything to fear from the Second Coming, depite all the scary talk one often hears in Church.

Hans T. Boom, of the Seventy — family motto: just carry on. He’s Dutch, and yes that’s really his name. Great name.

Elder Uchtdorf, of the Twelve (rocking a bright green tie) — He brought a friend to church and got a big surprise. Don’t categorize or label people in order to create division. This was an Uchtdorf of old talk.

Summary: More bang for your buck in this sesson, some nice talks. Elder Anderson’s comments on abortion will get the most attention, so it’s my GA Talk of the Weekend. As LDS abortion talks go, this is fairly positive, but that’s sort of like the tallest midget award.

Sunday Morning

Elder Bednar, of the Twelve — reviewed early LDS history, setting up the Church, priesthood, basic LDS Godhead theology, keys, translation of the Book of Mormon. You’ve heard this talk before.

Steven D. Shumway, of the Seventy — accept all callings, even if outside your comfort zone.

Tamara W. Runia, 1C in the YW General Presidency — You’re good enough!

Gerald Causse, Presiding Bishop — God loves you, etc. Apologies, but I just don’t have the time to look up how to insert the accent marks on his name. It seems like he has been Presiding Bishop for about thirty years now.

Gerritt W. Gong, of the Twelve — Jesus wept. He wipes away our tears. How could he give this talk and not spend at least one paragraph acknowledging Terryl Givens’ book The God Who Weeps?

John A. McCune, of the Seventy — Discipleship, and a few Japanese characters.

Pres. Oaks — He is the Champion of Enumerated Lists, and I thank him for it. Four things God gives us to help us choose the right: (1) the Spirit of Christ; (2) commandments, ordinances, and covenants; (3) manifestations of the Holy Ghost; and (4) the Gift of the Holy Ghost. Read the talk and try to figure out the difference between items 3 and 4.

Summary: No home runs in this session. I enjoy Elder Gong’s talks, always insightful and modest in scope. President Oaks didn’t go political this time. Of the Big Four (the First Presidency and the Acting President of the Twelve, Elder Holland), Pres. Oaks was the only one who actually stood at the pulpit to deliver a talk. Elder Holland and Pres. Eyring spoke while seated, and Pres. Nelson gave a pre-recorded talk, shown on Sunday afternoon. Fifteen new temples were also announced.

Final Thoughts: Was there anything in the Saturday Evening or Sunday Afternoon sessions that addressed, even in a subtle way, the deterioration of politics and the economy and respect for judges and the law in the US under Trump Part 2? Given how closely the Church is tied to the US and to the Republican Party, and given how reliably conservative and Republican Mormon voters are, my gosh they just have to say something! What good are prophets, who in Israel boldly spoke truth and issued warnings to Israelite kings, when today they seem to always choose to keep their heads down and not rock the boat? They’ve already lost half the LDS US membership to MAGA, which is turning “Mormon” and “LDS” into a toxic brand that lots of folks no longer want to be associated with. What would it take for one of them to stand at the pulpit and lower the boom? There are some Mormon heroes in the disgusting story of Trump and MAGA politics. They are all Mormon politicians. Not a single LDS leader; they all seem to be AWOL as we face the greatest challenge of this generation.