My internet is exploding with news articles and social media posts jubilating that the LDS Church is testing a new, “sleeveless” style of garment for men & women living in hot climates. I’m seeing, in general, two types of responses:

(1) It is great that there is some progress here. Hopefully this goes a long way towards eroding our shame-and-judgment culture (i.e., we stop trying to figure out whether women are wearing garments and judging shoulders as sinful). It’s not enough — but I’ll take it for now; when can people outside of like, Zimbabwe, buy them?

(2) This is just proof that all the rules are made up.

My response, however, is a third category that I am kind of baffled I am not seeing places. It is this:

THOSE. ARE. NOT. SLEEVELESS.

Those are basically cap sleeves with an couple of inches, max, off of existing garment styles. Honestly, it’s borderline bad journalism to call those things sleeveless. It’s just weird. I can’t think of a single thing that I own that I could wear with those garments that I could not wear with the old cap-sleeve style. And the “sleeveless” items that I do own could not be worn with this design.

Not to mention, there is literally no way those would be any cooler than the existing garment because it is not the couple of inches of fabric that makes them hot–it is the COMPLETE EXTRA LAYER OF CLOTHING.

I don’t want to poop on anybody’s party, but celebrating stuff like this just frustrates me because there are still so many people who absolutely hate the design of garments–so much so that they are thrilled with a very minor modification–but that continue to wait for a bunch of old men in SLC to make satisfactory changes. Of course, as I wrote about earlier this year, a lot of people aren’t waiting around anymore.

What does it say about our culture that women are so hungry, desperate for change, celebrating this (practically) microscopic, (nearly) immaterial of victories? It’s kind of like when we celebrated women being allowed to pray in General Conference in 2013. I mean … OK that’s good. But only because it’s been so, so, so, so bad. Or when we briefly celebrated people using the terms “Heavenly Parents” in General Conference. Which btw, they aren’t any more after Renlund told women to stop talking about Heavenly Mother (which itself tells you everything you need to know about women’s status in the Church and the likelihood that they’ll ever be listened to about garments and yeast infections).

Ladies (and gentlemen): Your are in charge of your own bodies. You always have been. You do not need to keep waiting for additional changes to garments–that may or may not ever come–to start being comfortable, healthy, and autonomous in your clothing choices. You can actually just do that right this minute.

And … use your eyes. Those tops are not sleeveless.

Questions:

  • What did you think of the news? Am I too cynical? Is it something to celebrate? What reactions are you seeing in your circles? Do you think it’ll stem the tide of people opting out of garments? Do you think it will simply accelerate that trend as people may conclude that the rules are a little bit made up?