As Monty Python says, “And now for something completely different . . . ” There was a recent discussion on Reddit that was asking participants to share the weakest arguments against the Church that kind of drove them nuts. It’s an interesting thought experiment, partly because there are arguments both for and against the Church that some will find appealing, but others will find utterly unconvincing. But for now, let’s use the same parameters as the comments from that post.

First of all, I was reminded of a post our own Mary Ann did about the CES letter’s usage of place names in the upstate New York area bearing resemblance to names in the Book of Mormon. The problem with that argument is that many of these towns didn’t exist until after the publication of the Book of Mormon, meaning, they could not have been the inspiration for the place names in the Book of Mormon. Now, it doesn’t mean the Book of Mormon is ancient or that Joseph Smith didn’t write it. It just means that these specific town names are irrelevant. The post points out that when alerted to this problem with the argument, the CES letter chose to retain the map of place names (it’s still there!) because so many said it was the thing that tipped them over into unbelief. And yet, it was bad evidence, unlike most of the content in the CES letter. When you keep a weak argument next to strong ones, it can undermine the overall credibility, although honestly, maybe that’s no longer true in our post-truth world. Lies and weak arguments seem to be having a moment.

So, here are some of the arguments that people on Reddit found to be unconvincing or weak as criticisms of the Church. Let’s see if you agree, and why some of these might vary from person to person in terms of whether they are convincing or not.

That Oaks and Nelson are polygamists. The poster’s view is that there is a distinction between believing in (hoping for?) a theoretical eternal polygamy out of love for two consecutive spouses and practicing concurrent marriage to more than one spouse. It’s reasonable for a person who’s spouse has died to remarry, and people can love again. I think this is a totally fair argument, but my own opinion is that being sealed to both spouses, then denying women in the church the same courtesy (to be sealed to consecutive spouses) while hand-waving away women’s concerns that they will be forced to practice polygamy for eternity is callous and utterly disgusting in its lack of empathy. Men who hanker for multiple wives while denying that women *might* have multiple spouses don’t look godly to me. But the poster’s point is valid.

That Church leaders are greedily enriching themselves. This is not to downplay the Church’s financial shenanigans or possibly too conservative charitable efforts. The gist of the argument is that they are doing this primarily for personal financial gain, not because they believe in the church’s mission or inherited a pile of gold that would make Smaug blush, and now don’t know what to do with it, but they know they can’t shrink it (!). Per the OP “I truly think they teach tithing to poor people because they honestly and truly believe they are helping people unlock some magical key of the universe that will help them. I felt that way as a fully convinced missionary.” Fair point.

That Mormons don’t worship the “true” Jesus. The implication is that if you leave the Church, now you too can find the TRUE Jesus, not the made-up Mormon Jesus. The fun thing I’ve learned about Jesus is that every Church thinks they’ve cornered the market on what He really thinks and what He really taught. And you gotta wonder whether the actual Jesus is anything like any of these people think. Probably not. As the Straight White American Jesus podcast title puts it, people are great at telegraphing their own identities onto Jesus, but not great at understanding a person who lived in an impoverished, obscure middle eastern village occupied by a hostile foreign power two thousand years ago.

Anti-Vaxxers. I’m not aware personally of anyone who literally left the Church because Nelson said to get the vaccine, but I’m sure they exist. I agree this is a super dumb reason to leave the Church, and it’s not just because I disagree with them about the vaccine. It’s because I disagree with Church leaders about lots of things that I just ignore, so leaving over thinking Church leaders are giving dumb advice seems kind of like a “Welcome to adulthood” moment to me.

That Joseph Smith made it all up to gain sexual access to other women. The argument that this was his primary motivation is probably weak for a few reasons (although he did in fact use his church power this way). He didn’t start out doing this, and you don’t actually have to start a church to have sexual affairs. One might argue it’s the least effective way to carry on extramarital affairs. Why bother with all this “we’re secretly married” stuff? Louis Bidamon, Emma’s second husband, also cheated on her, but he didn’t start a church to do it. He just did it the old fashioned way, by being a randy old goat.

That Joseph Smith was a pedophile. There is no evidence that shows that he had a sexual predilection for pre-pubescent children, which is the definition of pedophilia. There is scant evidence of hebephilia (attraction to young adolescents), although that’s likely a stretch as the youngest was “just shy of her 15th birthday,” and hebephilia usually refers to ages 11-14. What is quite clear according to evidence is ephebophilia, a later stage adult attracted to late adolescents. That’s unfortunately something you can also find in Jane Austen (looking at you Colonel Foster, Colonel Brandon and Mr. Knightly), and was perhaps more common due to the high rate of maternal mortality, although none of those 3 Austen characters have that excuse, and neither does Joseph Smith.

That Church leaders don’t believe the Church is true. I’ve heard this one quite a lot, and while I certainly think it’s likely that there have been doubters and skeptics and even a few unbelievers among church leaders over time, that’s not really the same thing as the claim that “they all know it’s false.” For that to be the case, it would mean that it’s a sort of vast conspiracy. Also, I have a hard time imagining a better “proof” that the church is true than God putting you in charge of it. Who could resist such a heady notion?

The lack of physical evidence to support the Book of Mormon’s historicity. This one’s an interesting one. I’m not going to outright dismiss it, but I don’t think it’s a slam dunk either, for a few reasons. I usually hear it in conjunction with the mountains of evidence that the Bible has a connection to history, that its cities and peoples exist in archaeology and that their stories can be found in non-Biblical sources. That’s true enough, but people have been trying to prove the Bible’s historicity for a lot longer than the Book of Mormon’s. Most of the meso-American sites I’ve been to have barely been excavated, like 5% of the site, for example, while 95% remains uncovered in the jungle. On the other hand, there are no reputable non-LDS archaeologists who take it seriously and it doesn’t match any of what is known or has been found. What feels more damning to me is the contradictions and anachronisms in it, and the fact that it reads like it was written by white settlers in the early 1800s who read the Bible a lot.

That having $250+ billion in and of itself proves the Church isn’t true. The gist of this one is that Jesus would not have this much amassed wealth. It’s kind of a Catch-22, though, because you could just as easily argue that a church isn’t true because it’s in financial dire straits, which the Church kind of was until the 1980s. I think a more valid critique can be made in looking at how the church amassed the wealth, the risible financial audit process, the extortive approach to tithing, how the Church evaded SEC regulations, and how the Church spends. But being wealthy in and of itself? Not sure that’s convincing me of anything. The Vatican is filled with amazing treasures (despite so many of the statues having been castrated), and boasts incredible gold- and art-filled Cathedrals, and the Catholics aren’t fleeing in droves over that. In fact, I find their Cathedrals to be far more inspiring than our chapels.

Anyway, that’s a pretty good starter list for a discussion, regardless your own personal belief stance.

  • Are there some on this list that you agree are weak or that you think are stronger? Give your reasons.
  • What do you consider to be weak arguments against the Church?

Discuss.