The Oath is the latest effort to capitalize on Mormonism in a mainstream way, this time in a $24M budget box office flop. It debuted with $112K in ticket sales across 640 cinemas on Dec. 8. As of Dec. 18, it has garnered $404K total [1] in sales, with diminishing sales each day as more and more theaters pull it. The movie is considered in the action / adventure / drama genre and stars Billy Zane and Darin Scott (who also wrote and directed it).

400 A.D., in a forgotten time of Ancient America, a lone Hebraic fugitive must preserve the history of his fallen nation while being hunted by a ruthless tyrant. But rescuing the King’s abused mistress could awaken a warrior’s past.

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The reviews are bleak, and what’s interesting is that the film has made the mistake of alienating both its theoretical Mormon audience, as well as its desired larger, secular (?) “action movie” audience. Here’s a review from someone whose movie opinions I would never consider in choosing what to see:

I’ve never took it upon myself to write a movie review until after seeing this film. I didn’t even have an account on imdb and made one just to write this.

The trailer and the little messages by the director (and main character) before and after the film seem to have nothing to do with the movie. In his messages he is talking about how the film is about the book of mormon love, peace, christ, and that it can change peoples lives. So that’s what I expected when I sat down in the theatre.

Instead, I was utterly disappointed and confused. The show was not about christ and barely mentioned things from the Book of Mormon. It was a strange love story with a lot of strange components. Like neither the way they kept switching from whatever ancient language and english made no sense, and I don’t know why the girl was speaking broken english at first (which the actress did pretty bad at).

Also so many scenes seemed to just be the director/main character trying to show off his muscles. Why is he curling the golden plated and the camera zoomed in on his biceps? Why was there a random part of him doing pull ups on a tree? Very weird.

Just everything about this movie was horrendous, it felt like watching a roughy draft/failed project.

Some Mormon dude who wanted to see a movie about the Book of Mormon BUT dislikes Arnold Friburg apparently

To be clear, I have not and will not see this movie, but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy dragging it here. Even my movie popcorn addiction is insufficient to get me to waste an hour and 44 minutes of my life on this stinker. But if any of you have seen the movie and want to do a guest post, please submit!

Here are a few more of the reviews. First, I’ll start with an ostensibly positive one from a real movie reviewer, although take this with the grain of salt warranted by the name of the publication which is the Epoch Times. Hoo boy:

At various points resembling “Gladiator,” “The Passion of the Christ,” “Dances with Wolves,” “The Last of the Mohicans,” and “Braveheart,” “The Oath” mixes elements of drama, action, romance, and fantasy to stirring effect.

Blurb only, from reviewer Michael Clark, because the Epoch Times apparently has a pay wall!

While that’s a pretty positive take on the film, closer reflection makes me think it’s a bit of a backhanded compliment, reminding me of the Stefon character on SNL, played by a breathless Bill Hader: “This film has everything!” Saying a movie is like a mish-mash of a bunch of other, better movies isn’t exactly high praise. Here’s the only other positive critic review on Rotten Tomatoes, where the film has a bleak 26% squishy rating.

It’s certainly no sillier in any way that I could see than, say, Conan the Barbarian or the Lord of the Rings flicks. And it’s at least as heartfelt.

Review by (and I’m not making this up, I swear) M.V. Moorhead, aka Less Hat, Moorhead

Honestly, the rest of Moorhead’s review is worth reading, and he does a great job explaining the movie. The first paragraph makes it a little more clear to me why Billy Zane, who plays the villainous fiance in Titanic, would take this on. It’s basically the same role.

The (underdog hero Jack) warrior Moroni (is in steerage on the Titanic) lives in a cave in a primordial forest. The strapping fellow is the last surviving member of his clan (Jack has no wealth or connections), exterminated by Aaron, the King of a rival tribe (capitalism, as personified by bad boyf Billy Zane, aka Cal Hockley, amiright?). One day he comes across Bathsheba (the winsome Kate Winslet, aka Rose), a beautiful concubine (fiance, but marrying for money at her mother’s insistence, so she might as well be a concubine) who has escaped Aaron’s clutches (and is literally dangling off the side of the ship!). He gives her shelter from the storm (rescues her from a watery grave), and they gradually bond (while he teaches her to spit, disgustingly). But of course, the cruel Aaron isn’t done with either of them (that dastardly Billy Zane, jealous and dangerous to the last).

Mad Libs script? based on Moorhead’s review recap of the film The Oath

And here are some of the reviewers who are decidedly not impressed (just a quick compendium of soundbites):

  • This tedious drama is actually very soulless. The characters, story, and filmmaking are woefully generic, while the acting performances are dismally substandard (Carla Hay)
  • Pledging to watch ‘The Oath’ may cause severe regrets (Jeff Mitchell)
  • The fact that in terms of subject matter this is an unusual film doesn’t mean it’s a good one… it’s solemn, repetitive and unexciting. (Frank Swietek)
  • Clunky, dull and undercooked while very low on thrills, suspense and emotional depth. (Avi Offer) Honestly, this one sounds a bit like the Book of Mormon to me.
  • A limp, underfinanced Pre-Columbian “Last of the Mohicans” action adventure…and a dull MesoAmerican thriller built on Mormonism’s foundation myth, with just enough magical thinking thrown in to make everything presented here play as eye-rolling hokum. (Roger Moore)

And just to keep perspective, here are some reviews from non-professional audience members.

  • I love that Billy Zane used all his screen time to roll his eyes at Moroni and basically go “is this guy for real?” That’s how we all feel, Billy Zane.
  • It turns out, ‘The Oath’ is partly inspired by the last part of the Book of Mormon (a cornerstone in a faith I knew little about), seemingly random people throughout the Bible, other works, and other folks in history who played a part in the founding and “restoration” of the Mormon faith. . . ‘The Oath’ definitely feels like it was made by believers who naively think they know how to convert others. Honestly, what we have here only makes sense to people who are Mormon or who already know enough about their literature and beliefs. There’s very little here that arises emotions beyond boredom, confusion, and resignation.
  • Had time to kill after I had watched a movie & this was playing in the auditorium next door.  What I saw looked really bad, like “worst movie of the year”-worthy
  • The first 20 some minutes are mostly montages of Scott, who stars as Moroni, working out, looking stoic on a cliff, and wandering about. I couldn’t tell you anything I had learned about Moroni from the first 20 minutes aside from his being a former general, his being alone, and his near Marvel-ized muscles. Scott reminds the audiences as often as he can that he is, infact, very muscular.
  • I don’t think anyone who hasn’t read the Book of Mormon is going to really get what is going on, and even people who have read it are going to be confused.
  • I hope he never makes another movie.
  • If this is the vanguard of LDS cinema, prospects are bleak! Absolutely threadbare… about five things happen in this movie, and none of them are particularly interesting.

One of my very first blog posts was about the difficulty Mormon authors face at creating anything on par with what is considered to be the “great Catholic novel,” The Power and the Glory by Graham Greene. I wrote that in 2008, partly in response to the Twilight series (which I have not read or watched). Since I wrote that post at Mormon Matters in 2008, there have been a lot of fairly good additions to the Mormon literary canon (most of the BCC Press stuff is worth a read, for example). There were two issues that I identified at that time that get in the way of creating great literature that also fills a “devotional” or “faith-friendly” niche: (self-)censorship and superficiality. I wrote about those in 2008, but having written a Mormon book since then, I’ll add another: finding an audience.

In my case, the problem with a mission memoir is that your target audience is either anti-Mormon (Orgasmo comes to mind) or Mormon (Way Below the Angels). As soon as my book came out, there was a woman I did not know on a Facebook group of people who served in the same mission I did (we didn’t overlap) who immediately said, “Don’t read this! The author is clearly not faithful! She’s being critical!!” Fortunately in my case, a bunch of my mission friends came to my defense, and she took her comments down. Critical or no, the book was well-reviewed by the people I served with, many of whom said it was eye-opening, and one BYU professor used it in his class as text for discussion about missions. Even so, I have always been beyond surprised when some of my never-Mormon friends have chosen to read it. There’s a lot of inside baseball, and you can’t really spend your whole book explaining things that are patently obvious to the insiders. And yet, that limitation is what makes the book unmarketable. There aren’t enough people in the target audience. A movie about a two-dimensional Book of Mormon character and a bunch of made up characters to create a plotline is going to have even more problems like this, especially when the author / director / actor asserts forcefully that this is a true story. I didn’t even claim that in my memoir! (Or I at least disavowed its reliability tongue-in-cheek on the cover).

In the Broadway musical [title of show], the characters sing about the problem with creating when things get in your head, like insecurities and criticisms from others. The song is called Die, Vampire, Die, and its about overcoming these obstacles to creativity. In one verse, creators are cautioned about the “air freshener vampire” who wants you to avoid writing about “bad language, blood, or blow jobs,” and if you cave in, you will eventually end up with “two tight paragraphs about kittens that your grandmother would be so proud of.”

Die, Vampire, Die from [title of show] on Broadway, circa 2008

Based on some of the reviews for the Oath, this movie has an element of that, as does the Book of Mormon. We can tell you that people were beheaded, raped and possibly canibalized, but we can’t show you that because we won’t get the faithful rating of PG-13 or less, so instead, we’ll just keep it light and superficial with scene-chewing two-dimensional villains (apparently Bill Zane has a wandering, part Irish, part Pirate accent). Likewise, there is scant character development of Moroni in the Book of Mormon, and this movie appears to fill in the gaps with workout vids in the forest, abs that would make a Hemsworth jealous, and gazing at bald eagles.

In addition to the problems I identified back in 2008, a new issue has emerged in faith-promoting movies, which is the “passion project.” This is definitely one of those. While it’s great to explore your passions, the resulting art can feel a bit like reading a thirteen year old’s journal. Just because you have feels doesn’t mean they constitute great art or that anyone else is interested in them. Back in 2008, I didn’t expect the surge in Christian-themed movies, but here we are. In these films, the director has a mission, and seeks to inspire the audience, also making a plea for audience members to buy a ticket for someone else, to spread the word / artificially boost sales. That seems to be a tactic that immediately brands the film with the taint of faith-promoting schlock, relying on grass roots campaigns to get the word out, rather than creating a compelling piece of art that will sell itself or draw an audience naturally.

It seems that “passion project” has an audience of one: the writer / director / star in this case. And I say this as someone who wrote a mission memoir! It’s certainly possible that something can start as a passion project and actually find an audience by being good, but apparently this isn’t an example of that. The church failed to endorse it (despite the author hoping for an endorsement), and has mostly pretended it didn’t happen. Maybe they were gunshy after the Tim Ballard debacle. Maybe they just thought “WTF did I just watch?”

  • Have you seen this film or any of the other faith-promoting films of this type? What was your impression?
  • Do you think it’s possible to create a good film in this genre? What are the pitfalls to avoid?
  • Is it possible to make a movie that is good, that has both a secular audience and a faithful LDS audience, using LDS content?

Discuss.

[1] See this link for updated box office numbers.