I recently watched a funny satire on TV called “Jury Duty”. It is on FreeVee, a free streaming channel from Amazon that has a subset of Prime shows with commercials. The premise of the show is that the producers got special permission to film a trial from the Jury’s perspective for a documentary. But the trick is everybody is an actor, except one poor guy who thinks this is a really jury trial being filmed for the documentary. Crazy situations ensue, and the one guy thinks this is all real. They even got James Marsden to play himself on the show. The show runners also did “The Office”, so it has that vibe, but knowing one guy thinks it is all real make it so much funnier.

The Mormon angle happens in episode 4. There is a guy on the jury that does not drink. He looks very Mormon. The Jury is sequestered (because of paparazzi following Marsden), and one night in the hotel room, one of the ladies comes on to Mormon-type guy. He asks for help, because he does “not believe in pre-marital sex”. The rest is very funny, but NSFMB (Not Suitable For Mormon Blog).

I have a few good stories about my own jury duty experiences. While I’ve never gotten on an actual jury, the selection process has proven entertaining. For jury duty in California, we get called for one day, about 200 people, to sit in a large room. Throughout the day as needed, they call 20-30 people at a time to go to a courtroom for a trial. They select 12 people to sit in the jury box, and then the judge and lawyers for both side asks questions of each juror, looking for bias or anything else that would disqualify them from serving. They then remove people with no explanation given and replace them from the other 20-30 people until they get their 12 people.

For my first story, I was selected to sit in the jury box for questioning.  The judge explained that  this was a wrongful death case (malpractice in layman’s terms). The plaintiff was suing the doctor for misdiagnosing his mother’s pancreatic cancer, and she subsequently died. They asked each person if they had any medical background, and if they did could they not rely on personal knowledge, and only deal with knowledge gained from testimony during the trial.

When they got to me, I told them I had no medical training, but did have a daughter that had cancer as a child, but she fully recovered.  They moved to the lady sitting next to me. She was a nurse oncologist, which means she specializing in treating cancer patients. They asked her if she could not use all her years of training, and only rely on testimony in the trial. Her exact words were, “Oh, that will be easy, since pancreatic cancer is always fatal”. I could not believe what she just said! If that was true, then there is no case, as even a correct diagnosis would not have saved the patient. She had just poisoned the whole jury pool! I tried to keep from laughing, but could not keep from making noise as I looked at the judge as I tried to cover my mouth. I looked at the rest of the jurors, and they had no clue what had just been said. She was removed for obvious reasons, and I was removed at the same time. I believe I was removed for laughing at her comment, being the only juror that realized the implications of what she said.

Next story happened in 1995. I was again called to sit in the jury box, and the judge explained that there was a fight at a pool club, a person was killed, and the state was looking for either voluntary or involuntary manslaughter. The judge asked each person if they could rely solely on his instructions on the verdicts that can be rendered. When he got to me, he asked the question, and I stated that there is a principle called jury nullification, where the jury can reject the judges instruction or evidence in a trail and bring any verdict they believe is fair. He asked if I had gone to law school, and I said: “ No, I just watched the OJ Simpson trial on TV”. This had just been dominating the news, and everybody in the courtroom busted up laughing. It got so loud that the judge hammered his gavel and said “Order in the court”.  It was like in a movie! I was excused for cause, and as I walked out of the courtroom down the middle aisle, several people raised their hand to give me a high five, to which I obliged.

What has been your experience with jury duty? Did you see the TV show “Jury Duty”, and what was your opinion of the show?

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