It’s time to recap the latest General Conference through the medium of GIFs. First, a few quick observations about General Conference and social media:
I swear that the Pinterest memes with scrolly fonts and pictures of nature are up before the speaker even finishes the talk. What is up with that? Also, does it remind anyone else of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy?
I started to struggle to tell the difference between the tweets about General Conference and the other random tweets I was getting throughout the weekend. Perhaps it’s the medium, but here are a couple that showed up that gave me pause:
“Lets all be compassionate to those folks who are now moving away from Climate Change Denial and those who are stuck. Life is for learning.” [1]
“Facts have no agenda. They can’t be racist or sexist or bias in any way. They can’t be softened or changed to avoid offence. They just are.” [2]
On to the GIFs:
Hearing conference talks in the speaker’s native tongues.Kacher: “While in Provo, I met people who were living a much different life than me.”Confusion over how to number sessions due to some trying to include the Women’s Meeting and others trying to exclude it.When liberals heard E. Holland’s talk.Holland: I’m not my brother’s keeper, but I am my brother’s brother, brotha.Scott quotes Sister Linda S. Reeves, calling her “a very wise woman.”Ballard: “Joseph Smith himself was a seeker.”Bednar: “Our invitations to you are not an attempt to diminish your religious tradition or life experience.”When children were told to pray for their future spouses, all the tween girls were totally on board with that.
Bednar: “Sometimes we may be awkward or abrupt or relentless in our attempts. Our simple desire is to share.”Packer: “It’s time to take the cover off our hatchets and go to work.”Packer: Family history not only about the past; it includes the present and the future.Bring on the Uchtdorf!Godoy: “All of us have experienced or will yet experience moments of great decision in our lives.”Don’t get distracted by critics and information on the internet.When critics suggest infirm leaders should be emeritus.Ballard: “We’ve experienced it all. … We’re not out of touch.”Ballard: “You will realize that we live less in a ‘bubble’ than most people.” Because our leaders travel the world, they are in less of a bubble than most members.What older folks may think about these young whippersnappers.OW drinking game: Whenever feminists are dissed, OWers must drink.When someone falls out of the Old Ship Zion, we should help them.Ballard: “Stay in the boat, use your lifejackets, hold on with both hands.”
Pres. Monson: “As we associate with [those not of our faith], may we show our respect for them.”Best prayer gaffe ever: “Faithen our strength”
What were your favorite conference moments?
Discuss.
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[1] Mark Ruffalo said this.
[2] Ricky Gervais. What gave it away was the British spelling of “offense.”
Indeed, WHY don’t concern oneself about what’s out on the Internet? (I would have gone for the ‘wizard’ from the ’39 version of “Wizard of Oz”, bellowing over the loudspeaker, “pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!”). Simply b/c editing has gone to crap. Most of what’s “out there” is the same regurgitated bilge that one could find in any so-called “Christian” bookstore. What’s different are blogs and Youtube, wherein almost any putz can voice his opinion (like myself on this forum). Back ‘in the day’, when one had to put out a newspaper or magazine, commit to a printing run, and distribute it and sell, that’s why there were EDITORS. Now the editor has gone the way of the dodo and the buggy-whip maker.
To any “Follow the Prophet” themed-talk, I would have add the bit of sage wisdom from Obi-Wan Kenobi as he responds to Han’s griping about their predicament, having been tractored aboard the Death Star and evading a curosy search by “Vader’s Finest” (It’s been my opinion that Vader was sandbagging the whole thing for his own purposes, having subtly sensed a ‘disturbance’ in the Force after the feistiness of Leia Organa reminds him of a certain Senator he once knew…)…”Who’s the greater fool…THE fool, or the FOOL that follows him?”
Wheat & Tares 
Awesome!
Fun stuff. It fickled my tunny bone.
Got to love the Harry Potter clip!
Life is too SHORT to not have a sense of humor…
Indeed, WHY don’t concern oneself about what’s out on the Internet? (I would have gone for the ‘wizard’ from the ’39 version of “Wizard of Oz”, bellowing over the loudspeaker, “pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!”). Simply b/c editing has gone to crap. Most of what’s “out there” is the same regurgitated bilge that one could find in any so-called “Christian” bookstore. What’s different are blogs and Youtube, wherein almost any putz can voice his opinion (like myself on this forum). Back ‘in the day’, when one had to put out a newspaper or magazine, commit to a printing run, and distribute it and sell, that’s why there were EDITORS. Now the editor has gone the way of the dodo and the buggy-whip maker.
To any “Follow the Prophet” themed-talk, I would have add the bit of sage wisdom from Obi-Wan Kenobi as he responds to Han’s griping about their predicament, having been tractored aboard the Death Star and evading a curosy search by “Vader’s Finest” (It’s been my opinion that Vader was sandbagging the whole thing for his own purposes, having subtly sensed a ‘disturbance’ in the Force after the feistiness of Leia Organa reminds him of a certain Senator he once knew…)…”Who’s the greater fool…THE fool, or the FOOL that follows him?”