What if we were never united in the first place?

General Conference is always the time to either heed or ignore invitations to go to your mission reunion. Did you go this year? Here are the top 10 reasons to go to your mission reunion:

  1. To show off your hot wife (or husband).
  2. To show off your gastric bypass results.
  3. (For men) if you still have hair, to take a victory lap.
  4. To see who has the most kids.
  5. To see how well your president has aged.
  6. To gossip about old mission crushes.
  7. To see who is [fatter, balder, skinnier, has a higher calling, is more financially successful] than you.
  8. To see how the president’s kids look as adults.
  9. To find out who has gone inactive.
  10. To have numerous conversations in which both of you think you are talking about the same investigator, but neither of you really is.

Sounds a lot like high school reunions to me.  How was your last mission reunion?

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Discuss.