Photo: seer stone and Book of Mormon. I’m going to talk about religious technology and religious gadgets, but first I’m going to talk about military gadgets and technology. That may not be your favorite topic, but since it can spell the difference between your city being bombed into rubble and your country being occupied, as opposed to an enemy country being bombed and occupied, it’s a subject you ought to at least give some consideration to. And it will lead me back to religious gadgets and technology.

Last week I came across Victor Davis Hanson’s The Second World Wars: How the First Global Conflict Was Fought and Won (Basic Books, 2017). Of course I checked it out and am about halfway through. This is not a chronological battle-by-battle narrative of the war, like say Andrew Roberts’ The Storm of War (HarperCollins, 2011) but more of an examination of the tactics, strategies, and technologies employed by the Allies to win the war, and the associated failings of the Axis powers to do those things well. Reflect a bit on what you have no doubt watched or read about the current Russia-Ukraine war. Initially, informed observers didn’t think Ukraine would last two weeks. Surprise! They have lasted two years, they are holding their own, and they seem to be doing a lot of military things much better than the Russians. What gives?

Gadgets. One side of technology is about machines and gadgets. So the British developed an effective radar technology. They also developed ASDIC (for Anti-Submarine Detection Investigation Committee), what we Americans call sonar (short for Sound Navigation and Ranging). Later in the war, the Germans developed jet engines and jet-powered aircraft, as well as ballistic missiles like the V-2. The Americans, of course, invented the ultimate gadget, the atomic bomb. In war, it helps to have better gadgets, but that’s only part of the story.

Institutions. The other side of military technology is being able to truly develop, manufacture, and productively deploy the gadgets. You have to make a fixed design of an actual product, make it reliable, manufacture it in quantity, install it in a ship or airplane or land-based weapon, train soldiers/sailors/airmen how to use the new gadget, and train senior officers how to incorporate the new gadget into their battle plans and fighting. The British were able to win the Battle of Britain not just because they had radar systems, but because they established radar posts all around the coastline of Britain, were able to quickly relay collected radar info to a central location, and developed trained personnel and officers to quickly process that information and issue orders to fighter squadrons to launch and intercept incoming German bombers and their fighter escorts. It takes more than gadgets. It takes an institutional system.

Another example (because I’m sure some of you are WW2 buffs like me). The Germans built some very fine warships. In the early phases of the war, some of them sortied out into the Atlantic to prowl on Allied shipping, most famously the Graf Spee and the Bismarck. But they lagged far behind the British in developing a full-fledged navy (an institution) that could coordinate several or many ships in task forces and fleet actions. The Germans lacked the tradition and training of captains and admirals who could do all the planning and coordination to allow a lot of ships to work together to achieve strategic goals. So the British and the Americans were able to win the Battle of the Atlantic by quickly adopting the convoy system, providing destroyer escorts for convoys, upgrading sonar systems to detect approaching German submarines, and so forth. While the Germans did eventually adopt wolf pack tactics, it was too little and too late. On the strategic level, had the Germans directed all the money and manpower used to build large warships that accomplished very little (like the Bismarck and the Tirpitz) instead into building more and better submarines — if the Germans had a couple of hundred more submarines at the beginning of the war — they might very well have sunk a lot more shipping, won the Battle of the Atlantic, and starved Britain into accepting a negotiated peace. History might have been much different if the Germans had a better plan for how to use their excellent gadgets to accomplish strategic goals. That was just one of many strategic failures of Hitler’s management of the war.

Religious Gadgets. First, let’s look at the gadget side of religious technology. (Forgive me if the term “gadgets” sounds dismissive or impious in the religious context, but it’s the best term I could find.) While ancient religions provide many examples for us to discuss (like the Urim and Thummim in Israelite religion), most Christian denominations don’t have any religious gadgets. If you stretch it a little, the transformation of simple bread and wine into the emblems of the Catholic Eucharist, held to be the blood and body of Christ, might play that role. It certainly occupied a supernatural fascination for Catholic clergy and laity alike in prior centuries, perhaps less so today. More directly, the Church of Scientology uses “e-meters” (which Wikipedia tells me are also called electropsychometers), which “auditors” (senior members, sort of like bishops) use to give intense interviews to Scientology members (kind of like an LDS worthiness interview). The e-meter is, I think, the paradigmatic example of a religious gadget.

LDS Religious Gadgets. But no denomination embraces religious gadgets quite like the LDS Church. At the top of the list are Nephite “interpreters” in the Book of Mormon, which reappeared in early LDS history as “the Urim and Thummim.” That’s confusing terminology, because early LDS adopted the name of an early Israelite religious gadget, but LDS interpreters don’t work at all like that Israelite gadget, which was something like dice that a priest would throw to get a “yes” or “no” answer to a question. (The secret, of course, was to ask the right question, and maybe to throw the dice again if the answer wasn’t what was hoped for.) The LDS religious gadget used by Joseph Smith (the one he claims to have dug up along with the golden plates that were the basis for the Book of Mormon text) owed a lot more to seer stones that Joseph used earlier than to any Israelite connection from the Bible.

With all religious gadgets, a modern believer has to ask themself: Does it really to anything? Does the e-meter really permit a Scientologist auditor to somehow divine the thoughts or the prior actions of an auditee? Did the Urim and Thummim really provide divine answers to the Israelite priest using it? Did LDS seer stones really allow Joseph Smith to see things that were lost or translate foreign languages or receive divine revelations? No later LDS president has, to my knowledge, used the seer stones still possessed by the LDS Church to do these things. Although it is likely, given human curiosity, that some LDS presidents, possibly in private all by themselves, have given it a shot. I wonder if they shared details of their attempts with family members, with other apostles, or even written an account in their journal? I am 110% confident that any such entry in a journal would be redacted before the journal was published, or more likely the journal would be locked away in a vault (or simply destroyed), never to see the light of day again.

Other LDS religious gadgets? In the Book of Mormon text, the sword of Laban and the various plates used for record keeping qualify, given the supernatural status accorded them in the narrative such that they would never be dimmed by time. That was necessary, I think, for a set of plates buried in the ground for over a millennium to emerge shiny and new and legible as opposed to degraded and legible only after professional restoration.

Consecrated oil fits the description. On the one hand, only *consecrated* oil is allowable for a priesthood blessing. Just using some olive oil from the kitchen cupboard is not appropriate. Plainly, there is something efficacious about using consecrated oil. It’s a religious gadget, albeit one that is created by a consecration prayer as opposed to digging it up from the ground. On the other hand, if a person is in dire need of a priesthood blessing but a priesthood holder who is present doesn’t have any consecrated oil … then just a hands-on-head priesthood prayer/blessing without any oil is performed. It is hard to think that God would look down on that situation and say, “Sister X really deserves to be healed or strengthened and Brother Y is doing his best to use his priesthood to do so in difficult circumstances … but rules are rules, no oil, no healing.” So, rather strangely, the general LDS belief is that the consecrated oil is a necessary part of a priesthood blessing and does carry some sort of spiritual power, but at the same time if there isn’t any oil it doesn’t really matter, God will still honor a no-oil blessing if it was warranted under the circumstances. So consecrated oil is, at the same time, both really necessary and entirely superfluous. Which makes you think really hard about the in-the-pews view of religious gadgets. See the bolded question in the prior paragraph. You could write an entire book on LDS religious gadgets and associated LDS beliefs. Do modern LDS, in their heart of hearts, actually believe that LDS religious gadgets do anything? Fascinating question, but I have to move on.

Here’s a final thought on this subtopic. Is the LDS priesthood itself a religious gadget? Are LDS temples a religious gadget? They are not just buildings, like chapels or even like impressive Christian cathedrals. LDS temples are consecrated (dedicated), only “worthy” LDS people can enter, and temple attenders are often held to be granted some sort of personal inspiration or revelation as answers to pressing questions. It’s almost like LDS temples function like huge seer stones, ones you can enter in order to get the supernatural insights associated with Joseph Smith’s seer stones. This sounds really interesting, but I need to move on to the final part of the discussion. [And I’m tempted to think that loss of faith in LDS religious gadgets as somehow efficacious or operative is highly correlated with going fully inactive or deciding to formally exit from the LDS Church. Another topic for another day.]

LDS Institutional Technology. So let’s look at the broader area of LDS religious technology, how the gadgets are incorporated into LDS religious practice and the broader institution. Like radar, a gadget that needs to be produced and deployed, and the gathered information transmitted to generals and acted upon in real time. And it is this institutional technology that the LDS Church really excels at. This institutional technology angle was originally going to be the focus of this post, until I started writing and found LDS religious gadgets themselves to be so interesting.

First, seer stones. Looked at narrowly, the stones themselves (or interpreters or LDS Urim and Thummim) are not really emphasized. A picture of an actual seer stone used by Joseph Smith and owned by the LDS Church was put on the cover of the Ensign just a few years ago. It was no big deal. But seer stones are a key part of the orthodox narrative of the coming forth of the Book of Mormon, and the Book of Mormon is a key part of the LDS Church narrative. Joseph Smith’s use of the spectacles (the interpreters he dug up with the plates, fitted in a bow-like device) to translate the text is always a part of the narrative, although the details of that portion of the story have changed significantly in recent years. Here’s the point: the LDS orthodox narrative has very creatively used the seer stone part of the story to give credibility to the Book of Mormon and to Joseph Smith himself as a seer and prophet. Frodo wouldn’t be the Frodo we know without the Ring. Joseph wouldn’t be the Joseph we know without his seer stones.

Patriarchal blessings. No gadget here (other than the LDS priesthood) on the production side, but the resulting document does function as a religious gadget. It is held to have supernatural significance, giving personalized divine direction to the young recipient which, if followed, will produce success in life or good results. LDS kids look forward to getting it. Young LDS who receive one do read it and their faith is strengthened by the promises therein. I have one. I’ll bet a lot of readers do, too. I think it is valued by LDS teens and young adults. My impression is that mature LDS adults don’t refer to it much. As a religious gadget, it is effective for maybe ten years. It seems like as a believing LDS young adult becomes a believing LDS full adult (job, spouse, kids), the temple kind of moves into the mental space previously occupied by a patriarchal blessing. Patriarchal blessings, as described and used in LDS practice, are very effective. They reinforce everything an LDS kid is taught in Primary and Seminary, but in a personally tailored package. Brilliant.

I ought to spend a couple of paragraphs on LDS temples, but I touched on them earlier. The extent to which LDS temples have been incorporated (in a positive way) into the lives of average LDS is really impressive. The current LDS temple building initiative, which has been underway for a few decades now, is part of this institutional technology, both the building of hundreds of new temples and the expanding institutional role they are being given. Once upon a time holding an LDS temple recommend was significant for the individual but not required to be an active and respected member of an LDS congregation. Now, if you don’t hold an LDS recommend, there is a problem. You are likely a project in the eyes of local leadership. And now that I mention it, the LDS temple recommend and the associated worthiness interview is another terribly effective piece of institutional technology.

Callings. Okay, last topic. Callings don’t seem like that big a deal. But for most believing LDS, a calling isn’t just a calling. It’s not just “the bishop wants you to teach the seven-year-olds in Primary.” It may be “the bishopric, after prayerful consideration, has been inspired to call you to teach the seven-year-olds in Primary and help them get ready for baptism.” It may even be phrased as (and believed as) “God is calling you to be the teacher of the seven-year-olds in Primary.” Think of the times you have heard a member get up in testimony meeting and say something like this: “When I was called to teach the seven-year-olds, I thought the bishop was crazy. I don’t like teaching and I didn’t want to be in Primary at all. But it has been wonderful, the best calling I ever had. The kids are great.” And so forth.

Of course, callings are a necessary part of staffing organizations and running a ward. But how callings function in the Church is a lot more important — carries a lot more meaning for members — than just being asked to do this or that. And most members really step up and give it their best when called. Look, as adults you are not often forced or cajoled or persuaded to do something you really don’t want to do. The fact that most LDS adults do this so willingly (even when they are, in some sense, unwilling) shows how effectively callings have been deployed in the Church. Think of how the calling process gets described and praised regularly at the pulpit and at General Conference. And take the special case of LDS mission calls. It’s not just “oh, they are sending me to Costa Rica.” The divine specialness of the mission call is very emphasized. Young missionaries strive to understand and accept the idea that God called them to serve where they are called. The way LDS members view mission calls typifies in a particularly potent way how LDS members view all callings. And how about bishops? I doubt any newly called bishop says to himself, “Oh, just another calling.” Getting called as a bishop is a big deal, a really big deal. It becomes a peak event, a five-year episode that defines them for the remainder of their lives. An Athenian hoplite who fought at Marathon earned lifelong respect. There was no greater honor. Likewise for an LDS bishop.

Okay, I have covered a lot of ground here. I milked sonar and radar for everything I could. Now you get to tell me what you think.

  • Any LDS religious gadgets you can think of that I didn’t discuss?
  • Any other institutional technology examples you can think of? The Church just seems to do a great job in this area.
  • Come clean on religious gadgets. Do they or don’t they? There are LDS who are quite confident they are alive today because of being anointed with consecrated oil and given a priesthood blessing. There are LDS who are quite confident their life turned out well because they followed specific advice in a patriarchal blessing. If someone shares their story and you are a “no they don’t” person, you don’t have to criticize because your belief or experience is different.
  • Any negative examples? Say LDS religious gadgets that have quietly gone away, like maybe private prayer circles from the late mid- to late-19th century? Or institutional failures or missteps, like the 18-month mission option for young men in the 1980s? The Church is really good at institutional technology, but it does strike out from time to time.
  • Scouting. Success or failure? It was a key part of the LDS Young Mens program for about a century and a lot of LDS adult men look back on Scouts as a great experience. But a lot of LDS adults didn’t especially like it. Now that it’s gone, some LDS miss it more than they expected. Was the LDS use of scouting a hit or a miss?